I would love to see like the Washington Post fact check in department like how many pants on fire how would they even begin to investigate how many pants on fire

They should assign to like his claim that the the crystalline entity that lives under Manhattan's bedrock gives the city quote good vibes

Well, that's just true. I don't know what you're

Yeah, you can fact check that. I thought you're talking about lies that he did that's the true thing. He stated

You have to fact check the things he says where it's like I knew the real pigeon woman from home alone too

and she

She was 115 and she died last week and we're we're gonna play Empire State of mind to memorialize

Okay, I feel like my mantle place. Oh shit. Come on over

And they don't even they don't even think like oh, we can just get an empty that they is to

Pretend to be her ashes. They go through the trouble of digging up and cremating a homeless person

Oh Chris

You don't know she wasn't the pigeon lady

I know the mayor's office is calling like the city morgue and it's just like hey, can I earmark one of these that are going to the anatomy board

Or the potters field so we can burn it down and I can carry a little bit in my wallet

He's a lot of people don't know this Eric got was actually arrested the sticky bandits

He was the one that saved Kevin McAllister. They're still doing time and actually they they correspond to each other

He visits them in prison their friends now

That my favorite is the coolest guy on earth they said that they have it's on the it's in a letter

He's it's it's in this other car. He'll get it

I my favorite thing with his conspiracy is like he involves so many fucking people like

You know how like we'll just go and snitch to the New York Times. Yeah, it's too fun not to you gotta tell somebody

But it's like he involves more people in the wallet lie than like

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