747 - Beaverjuice

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 November 2023

⏱️ 120 minutes

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Summary

Well, that took way longer than I thought. Special thanks to the studio iMac for trying to mess with me this afternoon by having a complete meltdown. After a few toots and stepping away, I was able to rescue the files that were missing and piece this puppy together. My apologies for the delay. The orb is in this room, and I'll be damned if I'm going to let it affect this show or the beer fest or the couch races! Ok. Thanks for the support, enjoy the show, and I can't wait to see you guys tomorrow!

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1. **Concrete Mike's Childhood Discovery**: Concrete Mike shares a shocking story about finding his friend's mom in Hustler's Beaver Hunt XXX magazine.

2. **Biker Lingo - P*ss Flaps**: Discussion on why bikers use such colorful language.

3. **Dan's Daughter at 'The Great American Teach In'**: Dan talks about his daughter Maisie's day at the event and her accidental consumption of rubber sprinkles.

4. **Max's Opinion on His Mother's Job**: Tom reveals his son Max's thoughts about the importance of his mother's job.

5. **Ross's Texas Farm Experience**: Ross shares his adventures working on his in-laws' farm in Texas, including the state's obesity rate and donut shop phenomenon.

6. **Texas Doughnut Shops and Cambodian Ownership**: Exploration of why Texas has the most doughnut shops in the world, predominantly owned by Cambodian people.

7. **The New London School Explosion**: A historical discussion about the tragic event.

8. **P Diddy's Accusations**: Discussion about the recent allegations against P Diddy, including rape and other serious charges.

9. **DRugg on Andre 3000's Flute Album**: Conversation with comedian and rapper DRugg about Andre 3000's new music project.

10. **Snoop Dogg Quitting Smoking?**: Speculation on what Snoop Dogg meant by announcing he's giving up "smoke."

11. **Barry Manilow's Changing Appearance**: Commentary on Barry Manilow's noticeable changes in appearance.

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0:00.0	Today's a mediocre time with Tom and Dan podcast is brought to you by
0:03.8	Hollabox German restaurant in Sanford.
0:06.5	Man, oh man.
0:07.4	I mean, if you're looking for an awesome experience for dinner,
0:11.9	HoloBox is your place.
0:13.4	Delicious German cuisine.
0:15.7	Plus, if you bring your family, they've got great kids' meals.
0:19.8	They really do.
0:20.3	You know, it's not just German food for the kids. They're like, you know, grilled cheese, goldfish or gummy bears. They just do a really nice job with it. The entertainment, the way it looks, the traditional German recipes, the Bavarian beers. You've got the market. You can go there and shop. You can get to-go meals. You've got
0:39.1	Uber Keller, which is a small plates concept that they have now. That's really, really cool.
0:43.9	And then, if you really want to elevate everything to, you know, top tier, you can go out for
0:48.1	Crampus Fest and go out there and, like, really celebrate the holidays. I'm telling you, it's,
0:53.0	it's a better vibe.
0:54.5	It's better than going to the mall.
1:13.0	It's like got that real German Christmas vibe. Yeah. Crampus shows up. Santa's there. Cranpus fest is December 5th. But Daniel's right. There'll be people dressed as Crampus. They're going to have crampas out there. They have a crampus beer that night. All the beer, all the desserts, all the delicious schnitzel and spottel.
1:44.5	And their beer garden on the second floor, the Uber Keller's up there. It's kind of like a tapas-style German cuisine. And you've got a free snops in every gift bag at the Beer Fest. Yeah, man. So it's a perfect excuse to go up to Uber Keller and get some tapest food and beers. Yeah, holiday parties. I mean, you're probably late on that. I mean, if you better call them if you want to get that done, catering. They cater. If you want to bring it to you, it's the best German restaurant I have ever been to, and we love them, and we're so proud that they sponsor us.
1:48.6	It's Hollabox German restaurant. Check them out at hollowbox.com.
1:51.8	Live from the injured on the go, just call Mo Studio.
1:52.9	It's a blast!
1:55.3	It's Orlando's own Tom and Dan.
2:02.1	Hello, this is your mediocre time with Tom and Dan program.
2:45.7	We hope that she will find our presentation precise, joke heavy, and just right. Thanks. I'm going to be. I'm going to I'm going to Welcome to the Friday free show of a mediocre time.
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