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The Brain Candy Podcast

746: Book Blurbs, Plastic Plants, & Rigged Ratings

The Brain Candy Podcast

Susie Meister PhD & Sarah Rice AMFT

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4.72.8K Ratings

🗓️ 14 September 2023

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Susie tried to send Sarah a gift and it went terribly wrong. We find out why Susie and Sarah have very different relationships with their trainers and Sarah almost had a comically bad run-in with a cactus. We learn why online ratings are no longer helpful due to "data panhandling." Sarah shares why book blurbs are useless and definitely "inspiring and illuminating." Sarah wants to ban all reviews of any kind. She wants a free for all situation instead. We couldn't help but talk about the recent incident on an airplane where they had to turn the whole thing around because somebody had explosive you know what. But not to be outdone, Sarah tells a story about someone at her doctor's office that left a big mess on the floor, and it wasn't who you might think. You know how we've been trying to "save the bees" for years, well turns out, we've been saving the wrong ones all this time.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

This is the worst moment of my life that you're all

0:29.9

witnessed to. Okay. So you know how I try really hard, okay? And succeed. That's my

0:39.4

preface. You know I care a lot about dumps us. Well, I was trying to send Sarah a

0:47.9

plant because she loves plants. Yes. And I thought instead of going through a

0:53.5

florist, which sometimes, sometimes, you know, they, you get like one bud and it's

1:00.8

like $5,000. Yeah. It's like all to Instacart. And then it'll be like $25 for

1:06.0

the flowers and then 85 million for ship for shipping and delivery. It's like

1:09.4

what? Yes. So it's like, I'm gonna get her a plant from Lowe's and I'll just

1:13.5

Instacart it to her. This is great. And I tried and it was a whole debacle, but

1:19.7

the worst part about it. I hate it so much. I don't, the funny thing is I don't even

1:26.5

care. And you're, you're all worried about it. Sarah goes, um, so, so's about that.

1:33.8

Did you, did you mean, did you mean to send me a plastic fake plants? And then I

1:42.2

died. And you're hearing me from beyond the grade right now because absolutely

1:49.6

not. I did not. Oh my God. Mean to send a fake plastic plant from Lowe's. It

1:57.5

could have gone either way. I mean, you may, like, you did make a good argument when

2:01.5

we were talking about this off there. And you said, like, Sarah, you really like took

2:04.5

a risk and asking because like, I do complain all the time about how I live in a cave

2:09.3

and how my apartment is so dark and how, I mean, it's not. Well, because I just wanted

2:14.3

to do how she would react if I was like, well, yes, I did. I, and I'd be like, okay,

2:18.5

well, I got a whole bunch of homes for it and everything is fine. But yeah, yeah. But

2:23.9

it was just, I knew that that wasn't, well, I should say after I ran it past Eli twice

2:33.3

and was like, are you sure? And he's like, no, she definitely wanted to get you a real

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