Hi, everybody. Welcome to AITA pod. I'm Danny Vega, joined by you know her. You love her, Carla Spino.

Not the asshole. And returning to the show, it's Danny Avalise.

I have a question. Why do you always say you know her you love her to Carla? Do people not know and love me too?

Well, this is like a third episode

This is like

Carla's 400th

Woo! I wonder what episode it really is

At least 10

Yeah

This is like my 6th?

I think I'm at 15 maybe

Oh

It's a mystery I have and I'm the asshole story. Wait, where you are? Yeah, I mean, it's not that big of a deal, but it was... Well, we think you are? Well, actually, there's multiple assholes. So I went to see Eddington, which I recommend for the film fans. It's Ariaster. Ari did heredicry midsummer. I was not saying, can you remind me what it is? It's a movie about... I was like, did you mean Paddington? No. Paddington, too, is fucking fire. Anyway, we go to the movie and, um, yeah, it's at, it's called the name of the theater is Burbank Town Center.

Correct.

Six.

And what's Burbank?

AMC.

I've been referring into as Burbank Town Center.

So I tell my friends, I bought all the tickets, seven meters here, whatever.

So we go and this show starts at 620. It's 618. And my friend's like, I'm here outside. I'm like, no, you're not. You're not outside because I'm outside. So how are you outside? If I'm outside, we're both outside, you're not outside. It's also not outside. It's inside. So you're not inside. And he's like, no, dude. I'm literally outside the Burbank town center. And I'm like, you're got fighting me. Like, you know, and so I'm just getting riled. Like, I'm literally thinking like, this fucking moron. And he was at the mall for like an hour before. He's like, I've just been browsing at Barnes & Noble. I'm like, you're a fucking idiot. I'm having all these thoughts. I'm like, you're a fucking idiot. You are at Barnes & Noble. And what you should have been doing is getting to the gate on time, right? First, you get to the gate, right? You guys know what I'm talking about at the airport? Then you go to Sinabon. You don't go to Sinabon and then find the gate, right? What are you fucking stupid? Yeah. So I'm literally like just ripping him apart in my head. And then he's like, I'm literally at the Burbank Town Center 8. And then I'm like, eight. And then we realize there's two. They're literally called Burbank Velt Center 6 and Burbank Town Center 8. I'm like, that's the most psychotic, confusing system.'s the most psychotic, confusing system. And there's also 16. Is it also called town center? I don't know if it's 16, but it's in

that same little thing. There are three AMCs in one mall in L.A. And that should be illegal.

And they're all always busy. So anyway, he gets there just on time.

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