745. - Roy Wood Jr

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Comedy

4.5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2025

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Roy Wood Jr is a comedian from Birmingham, Alabama, currently living in New York. His newest special, Loney Flowers, is out now on Hulu. We chat with Roy about clothing donations, the Trump inauguration, Fetterman's Under Armor shorts, liberal flip-floppers, will Kim K support Trump after his declarations, when he discovered fish tacos, Baron's chances in the NBA, what a pregnancy scare will do to a young man, pornography's effect on loneliness, getting an Uber in Birmingham, aged Coca Cola, sports rehabilitation technology, and is Elon a Nazi, autistic, or both? twitter.com/roywoodjr twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:54.5	How's it going, bro?
0:55.4	Who-de-who?
0:56.2	It's 19 degrees in money-making Manhattan today.
1:01.0	So it's...
1:01.6	Super cold, man.
1:02.8	Super cold.
1:03.5	Super cold.
1:04.6	It's not great.
1:06.0	I've been able to go to the gym and run my errands as well as do some work and I'm staying warm with my
1:11.1	Benjamin Edgar 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 gloves.
1:14.0	You know, just so I can type while I walk.
1:17.0	I got a pair of those, but I think my hands are too big and strong for them, but it's cool
1:20.5	that you can wear them.
1:21.2	My wife has them too.
1:22.3	Yeah.
1:22.6	Oh, I thought you were going to say you gave them to your wife because my hands are like a woman's. But that feels that it, that does feel like something you would say in Trump's America.
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