744: Goblin Mode
Grumpy Old Geeks
Jason DeFillippo & Brian Schulmeister with Dave Bittner
4.9 • 6.1K Ratings
🗓️ 1 May 2026
⏱️ 83 minutes
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Summary
Episode 744 kicks off with new merch in the wild and the ongoing expansion of the “protect the children from the internet” playbook. Manitoba is floating a ban on social media and AI chatbots for kids with details still TBD, while the U.S. Senate Judiciary Committee somehow managed unanimous approval on chatbot age-verification legislation. Utah, not to be outdone, passed SB 73 — a law that tries to pin age verification on VPN users and even bans sites from explaining what a VPN is, a move that will mostly degrade the internet without solving the problem it claims to address. Meanwhile, John Oliver finally unloaded on the AI industry, echoing long-standing criticisms: rushed products, acknowledged risks, and outsourced consequences.
In the news, a U.S. Army Special Forces master sergeant was arrested for allegedly turning classified intel about the Maduro capture into a $400K Polymarket win, then attempting to cover it up in ways that suggest poor operational planning. Meta cut more than 1,100 Kenyan content moderators after reports surfaced that they were exposed to explicit footage from smart glasses users, raising serious questions about labor practices in AI pipelines. Google signed a Pentagon AI deal despite internal backlash while posting massive revenue gains, underscoring where incentives actually land. OpenAI, meanwhile, is juggling missed targets, a shift away from Microsoft exclusivity, and continued reputational hits around Sam Altman — including a widely criticized apology tied to a mass shooting and a fabricated Bruno Mars tie-in for his World project. Add in a failed retrial bid from Sam Bankman-Fried, rising volumes of AI-generated web content, and political interference with the National Science Board, and the signal is clear: incentives are misaligned across the board.
On the lighter side, Star Trek: Strange New Worlds returns July 23rd for its penultimate season, and Ted Lasso is back August 5th, for better or worse. Jack Dorsey beat the inevitable Elon attempt to reboot Vine with Divine, reviving six-second loops with a decentralized backbone and anti-AI safeguards. Apple continues its slow AI rollout with new photo editing tools, while Google pushes further into data aggregation with wardrobe-level photo analysis. Hardware check: Logitech’s MX Keys S lands as a heavier, brighter $119 iteration. In books, Peter Clines delivers with God’s Junk Drawer, while Martha Wells signals that the Murderbot series may be nearing its end. The Dark Side with Dave ties it together with gun storage PSAs, Disneyland lore, Galaxy’s Edge playlists, and a conversational detour through Super Dave, Martin Short, and the ongoing quirks of instant replay in baseball.
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FOLLOW UP
Canadian premier wants to ban social media and AI chatbots for kids in Manitoba
Senate Judiciary Committee unanimously approves AI chatbot age verification
Utah’s New Law Targeting VPNs Goes Into Effect Next Week
John Oliver Just Took the AI Industry Behind a Shed and Beat It With a Pipe Wrench
IN THE NEWS
Meta in row after workers who say they saw smart glasses users having sex lose jobs
Google employees ask Sundar Pichai to say no to classified military AI use
Google Signs Pentagon AI Deal Despite Employee Backlash
Google Gives OpenAI 20 Billion Reasons To Worry
OpenAI's Sam Altman apologizes for not reporting ChatGPT account of Tumbler Ridge suspect to police
Sam Altman Caught in What May Be His Most Spectacular Lie Yet
OpenAI ends its exclusive partnership with Microsoft
Sam Bankman-Fried Seems to Annoy Judge and Lose Latest Motion for New Trial
Dead Internet Theory Is 17% of the Way to Becoming Reality, Study Finds
Matt Mullenweg thinks WordPress is in decline. He may be right
Trump has terminated several members of the independent National Science Board
APPS & DOODADS
Jack Dorsey Beats Elon Musk to the Punch With a Reboot of Vine
Jack Dorsey-backed Vine reboot Divine launches to the public
iOS 27 will reportedly come with new AI-powered photo editing tools
Google Photos Wardrobe will scan your pictures to compile a digital version of your closet
MEDIA CANDY
Star Trek: Strange New Worlds returns for its penultimate season on July 23
Star Trek: Strange New Worlds | Season 4 Official Teaser | Paramount+
How the Combadge Became the Ultimate Wearable of the ‘Star Trek’ Universe
TED LASSO Season 4 | Official Teaser Trailer (2026)
AT THE LIBRARY
God's Junk Drawer by Peter Clines
Martha Wells Says the Murderbot Diaries May Be Reaching Its Final Chapter
THE DARK SIDE WITH DAVE
Dave gets his Christmas Present
Star Wars: Galaxy’s Edge: Oga’s Cantina R3X’s Playlist #1
Marty, Life Is Short | Official Trailer | Netflix
Baseball and using instant replay to override the Umpire.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Grumpy Old Geeks, a weekly talk show where we discuss the finer points of what went wrong on the internet and who's to blame. I'm Jason DeFillipo. And I'm Brian Schillmeister. Brian, we got new merch. I had to put it at the top of the show because most people don't make it to the end where we usually pimped the merch. But we have merch. New merch. We do. We do. after almost a year of telling you I was going to go in and do something. |
| 0:23.4 | I went in and I did one. You did one. You did one. I did two and a mug. So there's more coming. There's more coming. It's just trying to get, trying to figure out how this shit works because it's been a year since I opened Shopify and Printful. I'm like, where's that stuff at? |
| 0:38.6 | Yeah, it's funny at my old gig. We use Printful a lot. So I was pretty almost expert level, but it's been so long. I'm like, okay, now what do I do? Oh, wait, hold on. Yeah. The worst part is going to try and find which shirt you want to put your shit on. It's like, do I want the thick one? |
| 0:54.8 | Do I want the thin one? I prefer the, I prefer the black heather |
| 0:59.2 | with the, with the light Bella shirt because they're very comfortable in Southern California. |
| 1:03.4 | I got to go in and see if they've got some raglins, because I love me a good raglan. I don't know |
| 1:08.0 | what that is. Pretty sure that the, the shirt third-length sleeves is a different color. So you got like white and then the sleeves are like black and they go third length. Like the three quarters from the 70s? Yeah, I love those shirts. Oh, okay. They're the best. Yeah, I used to be able to go to the gas station because my stepdad worked at the gas station, we would do the heat transfers. You know, the people would come in and get with the trucker hats. They get the three-quarter shirts with the Ayatollah is an Assahola transfer on it because, you know, it was the 70s? Well, you know how I got my first raglan? I believe they're called Raglins. If I'm getting it wrong, it's a different name. It's got a specific term to it, but I'm pretty sure that's it. My first one, also in the 70s, my dad worked |
| 1:49.3 | for, well, it was PSA at the time. Then they got bought out by US Air, but he worked in air cargo |
| 1:55.3 | and a box full of journey raglan T-shirts, touring-shirts got lost and he brought him home and i wore |
| 2:04.3 | them incessantly oh see i figured you would have gotten one of the one that said like female body |
| 2:11.0 | inspector or something like that to wear around disney yeah no i didn't even discover those shirts |
| 2:16.7 | until i moved to ven Beach. All those shops have |
| 2:19.0 | those, you know, like, let me clear off a place for you to sit. It's got a guy brushing off his beard |
| 2:24.1 | on the shirt, you know, that almost those classy shirts they used to be able to get down at Venice. |
| 2:30.1 | The Weinstein collection, we call them now. Yes, the anti-woke brigade. |
| 2:36.9 | So what else we got? |
| 2:38.1 | All right, we got some follow-up. |
| 2:39.2 | Canada is finally getting into the banning social media for kids. |
| 2:43.9 | Manitoba, which is a province, which I actually learned this week. |
| 2:47.8 | You didn't know Manitoba was a province in Canada? |
| 2:49.8 | No, no, I knew that actually. My kids |
| 2:51.3 | actually have my kids having to study them. So learn all the provinces and the capitals for |
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