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743 Teaser - Pixar’s Sodas

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🗓️ 23 June 2023

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Frustrated with the current state of popular film, the boys pitch “Pixar’s Sodas”. Subscribe today for access to the full episode and all premium episodes! www.patreon.com/chapotraphouse

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0:00.0

You could do a lot with that, you could do a lot with that concept, but Felix,

0:02.7

I ultimately though, I think still the best idea for any new Pixar movie is sodas.

0:07.9

Absolutely. Sodas is, you know, everyone is into that. Everyone loves soda.

0:14.6

And I really think we have something with like the antagonist of the movie, the, um,

0:21.2

I've kind of switched it around. I think there's a switch. It's the water. We're trying to get

0:25.5

out of soda. Well, yeah, no, it's okay. So at first, we think the antagonist is energy drinks,

0:30.9

right? They're sort of the buzz Aldrin character. They start muscling in on the sodas,

0:35.6

but then like the sodas and the energy drinks learn. They actually have a lot in common.

0:40.7

We're going to have Diet Coke is going to be played by Ariana Grande.

0:45.0

Perfect. And she like has an unlikely romance with, um, let's say white monster played by Ezra Miller.

0:53.8

No, uh, Ezra Miller, I think I was just going off the name. Ezra Miller is, he is,

1:00.6

that is a white monster. Absolutely. But, um, I was actually thinking that white monster is more of

1:07.2

like an NGK type character. Oh, yeah. White monster is going to be played by MGK. Yeah. Yeah.

1:12.2

But they learn they have a lot of good fuck. They learn they have a ton of common and the sodas and

1:17.5

energy drinks are hanging out. But really, their enemy, it's sort of like healthy drinks in

1:22.5

general. Like it's led by Cam. But she's just water. Yeah. But it's Cam. But she's just water.

1:30.7

And Cam. But I'm sort of like etching it out. I think Cam. Butchia should be like the mastermind

1:36.4

behind all of it, right? And she's like a Karen. Yeah. She's got the Karen haircut. Yeah. But

1:42.2

then water waste my Jennifer Aniston. How about? Yes. Yes. Uh, just with this food, maybe.

1:50.1

Another good option. They can fight for the death. Fight to the death for this role. But yeah,

1:55.2

they're, they're minions. They're like liquid death, Fiji, and LeCroy, let's say.

2:02.8

And I think that's a great movie. LeCroy could have a friend's accent. Yes. LeCroy is a Quebecer.

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