742 - Sluts For Rudy (6/20/23)

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4.6 • 9.1K Ratings

🗓️ 21 June 2023

⏱️ 64 minutes

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We take some dirty talk tips from Rudy Giuliani’s emails; Consider our lost Submariners; Discuss RFK Jr.’s campaign requiring us to do homework; and imagine Ron DeSantis as one of Jesus’ disciples. NEW SHOW DATES! We will be in Canada this August: Thursday, August 17 - Toronto - Danforth Music Hall Saturday August 19 - Montreal - Corona Theater Tickets will be available for Patreon pre-order on Thursday, June 22nd and available for general public sale Friday, June 23rd. Watch for a Patreon blog post with more details. AND! We now have some collections of themed episode packs available for purchase on our new Patreon Digital Shop! Head over the patreon.com/chapotraphouse/shop to find collections of all our premium Movie Review episodes, all of Matt’s Inebriated Past Episodes + the Poppy series, and all of our TV review episodes + Felix’s This Is Sus series available for individual purchase.

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0:30.0	Hello everybody, it's Tuesday, June 20th.
0:37.0	Choppos back at it again, right off the bat.
0:40.6	I would like to apologize that the show is a date late, but in my defense, I was forced
0:47.4	to celebrate the federally mandated CRT inspired woe holiday that is Catherine Krieger's
0:53.7	birthday.
0:55.0	But we're coming, we're coming through the show nonetheless.
0:58.1	You know, white boys all over the country are asking their school teachers, why do I have
1:02.8	to be responsible for Catherine's birthday?
1:04.5	I don't even know this guy or his girlfriend.
1:07.2	And that friends is the problem right there.
1:10.1	The indoctrination that goes on when it comes to girlfriend's birthdays and the heavy
1:14.9	hand of the state coming into mandate that we take a day off to observe it.
1:19.0	I'd rather be working.
1:20.9	How are you fellas?
1:21.9	Did you enjoy the long weekend?
1:23.8	Hmm.
1:24.8	It was fun.
1:25.8	I mean, like, what's the difference for us?
1:27.6	Well, you know, like really, really, really, I don't even, I really don't notice.
1:34.3	I haven't noticed probably in like six years.
1:37.0	I actually think what people are like, oh, it's fucking Labor Day.
1:40.3	I'm like, how is that different from any other day for me?
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