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Monday. Night of December. It's a beautiful day to be alive.

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It's a beautiful day to be alive. Andrew, what's going on? How are you? How are you? Great to see you. It's been a minute. Yeah. That's where I'm drinking the coffee. Trying to wake up to you. I love it. I love the car you pulled up in.

It's the second one of those I've had. You like it? Yeah. I love it. I can take this off. Yeah. You do. I like hearing the music through it. Yeah. Yeah. The other one I kept for like 10 years, you know, and I just got another one because it's just you know how in Hollywood, you know, God forbid. You know, if you're anybody, if you don't have the Mercedes or the Acura or the bullshit. And I got nothing. Mercedes is the. I got a car.

I say it's a machine. It's the greatest car on earth. But the challenger is just fucking cooler. And that's why I got it. What year is that one? It's basically. It's a 19.

No, no, I'm just saying. I think it's a 19 2019. Yeah. I've only had before. Yeah. The other one I bought like 10 years ago. You know, and they don't change a much. You know, it's just like the perfect car just for you and your check.

Like there's a back seat, but nobody's ever back there. You know what I mean? And it's and I never went for little sports cars. It's a big car. That's what I like about it.

I drive. I don't give a fuck about BMWs, convertibles, nothing. I drive a Subaru. Yeah, you drive what's right for you. I've driven one since 87. Why stop now?

No, you know what? It's what you like. That's what I'm saying. You know, I've actually had. I like a cat. You know, I like the new STS cat. Like, you know, that's a good car. But I don't want to drive 800 a month. I'm at least.

But I like the escalade. The shorter escalators like muscley, you know, I mean, you can't see. Well, but yes, I can't see everything's falling off.

I could never I had a truck for years in Colorado. And the right side always had. I had more dense on the right side. Yeah. I don't know what it is about the fucking eye.

Well, I drove the I drove the truck for years, but I just I'm into this car. You know, I mean, it just feels good. Like I'm not like a one minute up guy.

Like even though I got the car like a year ago, you know, it doesn't get old to me in 30 seconds where you treat it like garbage and you know, wash it and you don't. I'm into it. Like the whole time I had that other one, I was into it.

Not that this means anything. I just, you know, really appreciate the things I have. You know, I don't it just doesn't get up. What? What?

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