Buzz? I'll get it. I guess you're not going to get up. I've had my... Oh, hey!

Have you gotten done playing with your audio boy?

How are you? Would you please enter and sign in please?

Hello there, my name is Jack Cassidy.

Yeah. You know it's occurred to me, Rob, that I don't have a theme song.

How are things at the factory with my T-shirt?

They're going great, Mr. Cassidy.

That's delightful.

So glad they hear that.

So you're going to be selling them, I see?

Yes, we are.

Isn't that wonderful. I'm now I'm

playing with my microphone do you know what the t-shirt says jack kassity it says I'm jack

kassity you see why we tweak the gain rod before the show because as soon as we get into the body of the show I start doing things like I'm Jack Cassidy

I understand and I was wondering do you feel weird that you'll have so many people right I feel weird

He thrives on it. There's not a day, my dear boy, that I haven't been born that I didn't feel slightly, as you call it,

weird. Do you feel uneasy that so many people are going around proclaiming that they are you?

No, I'm frankly flattered.

I'm flattered, but here's the question.

I'd love to know when these t-shirts are going to be available to the general public

that's my most pressing concern because I've been told to come here and promote them

don't you know? Yeah they should be ready within a week but people are going to be able

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