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74 - Two Hole Beers

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Hank Green

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.81.7K Ratings

🗓️ 5 November 2019

⏱️ 42 minutes

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We're going to talk about Nazis in this one, so be warned.

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0:00.0

Have you watch my cat video? Yes. How is it? It's very good cats. Good cats. Love good cats. They're so cute.

0:09.0

Ugh. You okay? No.

0:13.0

Is there too much cute in the world?

0:15.0

I want to touch them. They're so fluffy. I want to touch them.

0:20.0

But you can't. I know.

0:22.0

Did you know that... Like why do they make one? But you can't. I know.

0:23.0

Like why do they make wild animals so fluffy?

0:27.0

Well, who's they?

0:29.0

And secondarily, because it's cold out there.

0:33.0

Why did they make those wild animals so cute and fluffy?

0:38.0

Yeah, well the real question is why are their eyes like that

0:41.0

which literally doesn't make sense? I don't know if they're like

0:44.5

most recent common ancestor. I think they'd be cute even if they had. Oh yeah yeah they

0:48.7

would but like there's something different about it. Partially it's also like the little round ears.

0:55.0

Oh yeah, they got those good round ears.

0:57.0

Little because that's also cold climate adaptation, little round ears

1:01.0

so they don't freeze off in the cold. and little stumpy legs

1:05.0

stumpy legs so they're all nice and compact.

1:09.0

They look so much bigger than house cats,

1:11.0

but they are the same size.

1:12.0

Oh God. there's just all

1:13.9

fluff oh god and they'd just be a cat oh on a cutlet so much yeah yeah yeah

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