#74: Star Wars Special - Mark and Jack Howard rank the Star Wars films from worst to best
Kermode on Film
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🗓️ 3 March 2020
⏱️ 40 minutes
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Mark and Jack Howard rank the Star Wars films from worst to best.
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| 0:00.0 | You don't think that it's time that somebody cared enough to have a dream? |
| 0:05.0 | Why are you getting so upset? This is not about you. |
| 0:08.0 | Yes it is. You are a human affront to all women and I am a woman. |
| 0:12.0 | How do you go about getting an exorcism? |
| 0:14.0 | I beg your pardon? |
| 0:17.0 | Hi, this is Mark Kermo. Thanks for downloading this Kermit on film podcast. |
| 0:21.0 | This week I'm joined once again by Jack Howard for one of our ever popular lists and it's a doozy. |
| 0:26.5 | With the Rise of Sky Walker coming out on DVD in April and the dust now settling on that particular |
| 0:31.4 | Star Wars saga, Jack and I have set ourselves the task |
| 0:34.3 | of ranking the nine official Cannon Star Wars movies from the very worst to the very |
| 0:39.4 | best. It's a crazy mission but someone had to do it. |
| 0:42.6 | So sit back and enjoy me and Jack ranking the Star Wars movies. |
| 0:47.4 | Worst to best. |
| 0:49.0 | Star Wars, we've got a list for you. So firstly parameters we're talking about canonical right? |
| 0:57.8 | Kaunocal. Sky Walker Saga. |
| 0:59.8 | Yeah so nine films. |
| 1:01.3 | We're not doing solo we can ignore that we're not doing solo. We can ignore that. |
| 1:04.1 | Mostly being ignored anyway. |
| 1:06.4 | Sadly we're not doing Battle for Endor, which I'm disappointed about. |
| 1:10.9 | We're not doing E-Wock Adventure 1 or 2. We're not doing you know Ewok adventure one or two. We're not |
| 1:14.6 | doing the Star Wars Christmas special. That's because there are songs from that |
| 1:18.6 | that are going to live with me for a very long time. We're not doing the |
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