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Ghostrunners

74 - Soaking Wet in an Uber

Ghostrunners

Jake Triplett

Stand-up, Improv, Comedy

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 October 2020

⏱️ 101 minutes

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0:00.0

Jake I was with Isaac the other day delivering a table with him and he we were just talking about random things and talking about playing basketball outside growing up and how we used to always like reenact like three two you know yeah one shooting it and everything

0:16.7

we always pretended like we were different players and everything and Isaac and I both were like

0:21.5

oh and if you missed it was like was like, oh, he got fouled, or oh, there's still 0.3 seconds left on the car.

0:27.4

It was like, we were winning anyway.

0:28.8

It didn't matter.

0:30.1

It's fine.

0:30.8

We all get participation trophies. But the thing that I kind of the realization the funny thing I thought it's like why don't we pretend like back then we pretended to be whoever you know Steve Nash

0:43.2

Michael Jordan Kobe Bryant whoever I don't know why Steve Nash is the first one

0:45.8

that you know that Canadian point you know Dana Barrows Rick Barry Antonio

0:51.5

McDice Cori McGetti.

0:54.0

Sean Marion, come on.

0:55.0

Like really mediocre guys.

0:57.0

J.R. Smith.

0:58.0

And anyway, but why don't we ever pretend to be people anymore?

1:02.0

Like, why don't we ever pretend to be people anymore?

1:02.8

Like why don't we ever like stopped?

1:04.6

Yeah, like as adults, when was the last time

1:07.2

you've been playing with your friends?

1:08.2

You're like, okay, you be, you know, whatever,

1:10.8

you be LeBron, I'll be AD.

1:12.3

All right, let's go. Yeah, like whatever whatever like why don't we do that in our in our lives whenever we're you know

1:16.8

taking the trash out or something like you be Tony Danza from that trash man movie I'm gonna say maybe should start doing it before I shoot a video for Trey.

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