74 - Official 9/11 Episode (Preview)

Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 14 September 2018

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

We celebrate 9/11 by reading a bunch of dumb, racist comments that remind us of what it was like directly after 9/11.

Joe Scarborough thinks Trump making America look bad is literally worse than 9/11, trump fans literally want him executed on the White House lawn.

Also: Orange County high schoolers are racist, and patriotism is weird.

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0:00.0	The Liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array.
0:07.0	Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoia today.
0:11.0	So stay tuned. We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.
0:18.0	It's not beautiful when you go across that border. Stay tuned guys and show you exactly what we're showing exactly what it looks like when you're
0:27.6	all there in barn to stay tuned all right i'm Alexander. And I'm Tony Boswell.
0:38.1	And we are Minion Death Colt.
0:40.2	The world is ending.
0:42.1	The software that we normally use to film and broadcast this show is responsible.
0:49.7	We're documenting it.
0:52.2	We had a whole thing set up for tonight that just crashed miserably.
0:58.8	So I'm drinking some wine to celebrate.
1:02.3	I am 100% positive that what we had planned is so ingenious that through, you didn't put, first all all you did not put tape over your front facing camera
1:13.4	and the FBI saw this whole thing coming and they shut this whole thing down so what hold
1:19.5	oh the thing we were going to do the thing we were going to do they shut it down yeah that's a good
1:22.9	is either the FBI or other Russians right but really what's the difference wait no I know you're supposed to like love the FBI and hate the Russians. Right. But really, what's the difference?
1:31.8	Wait, no, I, no, you're supposed to, like, love the FBI and hate the Russians.
1:33.6	Oh, true.
1:37.5	Yeah, they're, like, they're our last stand against the Russians.
1:41.3	Hey, everybody, it's your 9-11 episode.
1:42.3	It is.
1:43.0	Welcome.
1:44.0	Welcome to it.
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