5 • 919 Ratings
🗓️ 29 October 2021
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Geoff creates utter chaos at the first ever live Headgum Podcast show at the Gramercy Theatre in NYC. He's joined by the entire Headgum staff, comedian Georges Saba, and comedian Avital Ash to discuss pork, NYC landmarks, and Andrew Pile's upstate woes.
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0:00.0 | This is a headgum original. Oh, So Jeff, we're all going to the theater. You want to come? |
0:23.0 | No, I'm going to go to the theater. |
0:29.0 | You want to come? |
0:32.0 | No, I'm going to hang theater. You want to come? |
0:32.8 | No, I'm going to hang back. |
0:33.6 | There's a couple more things I need to do. |
0:35.3 | All right. |
0:35.8 | See you there. Oh, I'm going to use. I went to the moped store, said fuck it. Salesman's like, what up? What's your budget? And I'm like, |
1:18.8 | honestly, I don't know nothing about mopedes, he said, I got the one for you follow me it's too real |
1:24.8 | combed out me I don't need a windshield but in a seat I can't be on two wheels |
1:29.4 | 800 cash that's a hell of a deal I'm headed |
1:31.6 | downtown cruising through the alley to the told me in the cash that's a hell of a deal I'm headed. Downtown. |
1:33.0 | Cruising through the alley to the Tony in the street like ballet, |
1:36.0 | pulled up. |
1:37.0 | More head to the ballet white walls on the wheels like many. |
1:40.0 | A stump. |
1:41.0 | My crew is ill, and all we need is two good wins. Got cash in the tank, cash in the back and |
1:46.8 | a bad little humber with the rats of my face. I'm a lick that stick that. |
1:50.2 | Break her off kick gas, knuckering backstage. You don't need a wrist bag. |
1:53.6 | Dope. |
1:54.0 | A bus pass. |
1:57.6 | You got a mopet man. |
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