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Two Hot Takes

74: It Ain't Adding Up..

Two Hot Takes

Two Hot Takes

Comedy, Education, Society & Culture

4.68.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 July 2022

⏱️ 120 minutes

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Two Hot Takes host, Morgan, is joined by guest co-host Alejandra! This episode features stories where the math just wasn't mathing.. whatever the story was it just felt off. First story starts at the 5:30 mark! **TW** Last story contains mentions of kidnapping and talks of SA (starts at 1 hour 28 min mark) LIVE SHOW TICKETS: https://concerts.livenation.com/event/06005CDEA5B32000 CODE: "TAKES" if you get there before general sale :) Partners: NextEvo: NextEvo.com  promo code: THT Hello Fresh: HelloFresh.com/tht16 promo code: tht16 Babbel: Babbel.com/THT BLACK COLLAGE HOODIE / Merch: https://fanjoy.co/collections/twohottakes Bonus stories & Get your own "What's in the Box?!" at https://www.patreon.com/TwoHotTakes Our SubReddit to Submit Stories!!! https://reddit.app.link/twohottakes Full length Video episodes available on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TwoHotTakes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

If you are worried that your mortgage payments could go up, it's helpful to know that you can

0:03.7

arrange to switch your Barclays mortgage up to 180 days before your current one ends.

0:08.4

More way you can do this is in the Barclays app. Your new rate will then apply as soon as your

0:12.5

existing rate expires. Simple. For more money help including other ways to switch your mortgage,

0:18.0

search Barclays cost of living. Barclays, make money work for you. Subject to application

0:23.6

financial circumstances and borrowing history, TZZ's apply 18 plus. Your home may be repossessed

0:28.0

if you do not keep up repayments on your mortgage. You know, another patched in intro where

0:33.4

we forgot to say who we were. Hi guys, welcome back to another episode of Two Hot Takes.

0:38.6

I'm your host Morgan and I'm Alejandra and you're in for one.

0:44.4

Where's our calculator? Get the Cali-tee!

0:49.1

You asked for it, we delivered. We're so good at math, in fact we're mathematician, so we thought

0:53.4

we were going to bring our skills to this episode for you. So welcome to it ain't add-nup.

1:00.6

No it's not. Oh my god. Okay, are you ready for today? Actually yeah, I've been ready for

1:08.7

one. You've been waiting for this theme. I have been waiting for this theme. It's going to be

1:13.6

really good. I just don't even know what we're about to get ourselves into because there's some

1:19.1

crazy ones. I kind of went, how did you go about your selection process? So you'd think if the

1:27.9

theme is math, it would have to do with some numbers. But there's not a lot of actual math stories.

1:33.5

So we had to get a little crafty. Yeah. And so I just was browsing for stories where I'm like this

1:40.0

person who was writing in just ain't computing. They're not working with a full deck of cards.

1:45.5

It ain't add-nup blah blah blah blah. So yeah, that was kind of my parameters for this

1:52.4

equation. Segment. Yeah. This equation. I see what you did there. That's exactly I was looking

1:58.5

on Reddit for things that just didn't add up. Yeah. Like this does not add up. No.

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