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Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

#74: Hello Captain Obvious

Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Politics, News

4.7680 Ratings

🗓️ 18 April 2014

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

1- Stabbing is better than shooting
2- Repubs appeal to racists? Say it ain’t so
3- Poor people better learn to buy drugs on lower minimum wage
4- 3 reasons I like republicans

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, this Alonzo Bowden, I'd like to welcome you to episode 74 of my podcast, Who's Paying Attention?

0:21.4

This one's going to be kind of short because I'm anxious to get back in studio next week

0:25.8

with a couple of guests and do that style podcast.

0:29.1

I've done a couple of those and you guys seem to like it.

0:31.6

So I'm looking forward to it.

0:33.7

I'm going to call this one, hello, Captain Obvious, because, well, you'll see why in a minute.

0:39.9

First of all, you know, news as usual.

0:44.5

We had a Pittsburgh school where there was a student on a stabbing spree, and we're so insane that that's somehow growth from a student being on a shooting spree.

0:53.5

Yeah, he was only stabbed,

0:55.5

he only stabbed or sliced 21 people, so somehow that's better. That's insanity, but thank God it

1:02.7

wasn't worse, and they're back in school, and, you know, I wish them luck. They're still looking

1:09.5

for the flight data recorder from Flight 370.

1:13.8

Now they have an automated underwater robot searching the ocean floor.

1:19.6

And the odds are pretty good because it can search 15 square miles a day and the ocean floor is only 18,000 square miles.

1:26.8

Yeah.

1:28.3

370 is a crisis.

1:30.5

It's a tragedy.

1:31.5

It's a shame.

1:32.1

But they really have to stop this 24-7 coverage of it.

1:36.7

I don't know what they expect to find.

1:38.9

But like I said, I'm glad it wasn't an American airline because if it was, you know right now they'd have a fee for not losing your plane.

1:48.4

Oh, that's right.

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