Welcome everybody to the premiere experience in the podcasting world the age three podcast experience

all other experiences are lesser to our own this is the premiere experience today's episode is

sponsored by stitchfix mint mable and nv empty movement I am Ethan Klein your grand wizard host

of loneliness last week I was the wizard of loneliness eela was supposed to be back this week she had

to delay her return by another 10 days or so so I've taken on the title of grand wizard of loneliness

not to do with the clue clux clam by the way just my loneliness um I will talk more about eela's

extended trip it is quite sad and unfortunate so I will save that for the end of the show uh and

I'm not gonna lie to you guys I'm not wearing underwear today eela's been gone for three weeks I've

never been away from her for this long she's finally coming back on Wednesday eela please come home

I am come almost completely I'm out of underwear I have no underwear dude I just came out of the

bathroom there's piss dribbling down my leg onto my pants you know what I'm talking about that's

why you wear underwear right that's the whole point that it catches your piss I don't have that

protection anymore eela please I need you with that being said let's get right into it

so uh I got a really exciting announcement um announcing a new game we've got here no year meme um

we're gonna be taking calls today and one very lucky caller is gonna chance to win a brand new

slam and hot samsung galaxy s9 plus what's the value of that Dan it's like around a thousand dollars

value oh personally my favorite phone on the market and if you can call in and guess three

out of five answers about joey salads you're gonna win a brand new phone here's the number if you

guys think you have what it takes to know your meme with joey salads call 818 214 8504 we'll be taking

that one lucky caller after the break very very excited about that and true we want true

salad heads by the way if you're not a true salad head we'll know and Ian will hang the f up on

you quick okay so don't be wasting his time okay loving the soundboard by the way this one's

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