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74: Fellatio Like A Pro

Sofia with an F

Sloot Media

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.283K Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2022

⏱️ 62 minutes

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If giving head was a college she’d be summa cum laude! SLOOTS, she’s back. Reporting from Sofia’s FAVORITE place on earth, Los Angeles! Before we get into the good stuff, Sofia breaks down and gives her VERY unsolicited opinion on Coachella and more importantly, Revolve Festival (aka Fyre Festival 2.0) - this opinion MAY be slightly biased considering Sofia was NOT invited…but that’s besides the point! Next (in typical Sofia fashion) she spends time COMPLETELY contradicting herself by telling us about her new found morning meditation routine. Don’t worry, she hasn’t COMPLETELY changed on us nor is she saying her life is that of a stable person, it’s just not falling apart entirely anymore (thanks to these tips). Lastly, we cover one of our (least) FAVORITE past times: the art of blowjobs. No, we’re not re-teaching the Gluck Gluck. That’s old news. Tune in to hear why pleasing your partner is not only imperative for your relationship, but good for the mind, throat, body, and soul. Open wide Sloots! Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Ship Station: http://www.shipstation.com/SOFIA Osea: http://www.oseamalibue.com and use code SOFIA to get 10% off your first order Away Travel: http://www.awaytravel.com/SOFIA for your 100 day trial Flex: http://www.flexfits.com/SOFIA Cerebral: http://www.cerebral.com/SOFIA for 65% off your first month To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hello, everyone.

0:09.6

Welcome to Sophia with an F. My name is Sophia.

0:13.9

Spelled with a pH, actually, it's really bizarre.

0:16.8

I am so deranged, so exhausted, so mentally unwell.

0:25.4

I can't even put into words.

0:27.6

I am currently in Los Angeles.

0:31.6

I just landed.

0:33.2

And when I say I just landed, I mean, I walked through the door, turned on the mic, and

0:39.8

started this recording.

0:42.4

I flew from New York, so what is that?

0:44.6

Like a six, seven hour flight.

0:47.3

I had a very interesting experience on the flight, but basically I've gone through a

0:54.6

lot in the last few days, and the fact that I am recording this at 3 4 a.m., and I have

1:03.4

to be up in about three to four hours to get my hair and makeup done because I'm going

1:10.2

to be filming a show.

1:12.2

I mean, that's really cool and awesome, and I am healthy and my family's healthy and

1:17.7

whatever.

1:18.7

But I want a fucking die.

1:21.7

I am just, I'm so exhausted because my entire team is still based in Utah, and I'm all alone

1:31.8

in New York doing shit.

1:34.7

Like shit is just starting to hit the fan.

1:37.7

I feel like I am drowning.

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