73: Do You Love Them Or The Idea Of Them?

Sofia with an F

Sloot Media

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.2 • 83K Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2022

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Second chances they don’t ever matter people never change! UNLESS you’re Jlo and Ben Affleck that is. ATTN SLOOTS: PLEASE do not take this as a sign to back to your trifling, good-for-nothing ex. BUT on the off chance that they don’t fall directly in the “piece of shit” category, Sofia has some choice words for you this week. But wait! Not only Sofia, we are FINALLY joined by our OG producer Alex Franco! Yes, everyone's FAVORITE e-girl is BACK! Together the two catch up on each other's lives discussing Sofia’s most recent vaginal crisis (STD free though!) and much like Jenny from the Block, Alex’s rekindled flame with her ex. Since love (or some other odor) seems to be in the air, Sofia felt it was appropriate to dive into the PAINFUL discussion of THEM vs. THE IDEA of them in today's Sloot University. I know it hurts Sloots, but it needs to be discussed. We know you envision a life of romance and 401K’s with Brad, but you need to open your eyes to your current reality, which is someone who punches walls when he gets “mad” and crusty sheets and cum towels that haven’t been washed since you last did it for him 3 months ago. Sometimes it’s better to rip the bandaid off now. But you know what they say, if you love something, set them free. If it comes back it’s yours - even if it's 18 years and three husbands later! Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/ Ship Station: http://www.shipstation.com/SOFIA Merit: http://www.meritbeauty.com/SOFIA to get their free reusable makeup bag with your purchase Zola: http://www.Zola.com/ SkinSolutions.MD: https://sofia.skinsolutions.md/ for special discounted price To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello everyone, welcome to the show. My name is Sophia with an F. Let's get fucking started.
0:15.2	I am alone in my apartment right now, but I'm not really alone because I have someone
0:22.5	very, very special here with me, just not in the room in spirit type of shit. Okay? And you may have heard of her.
0:32.1	My cousin, slash producer, slash fucking rave rat, slash emo girl, slash icon Alex.
0:42.4	Hello. You made it seem like I was dead.
0:45.2	They're in spirit. I'm here just over zoom. We were so attached to the hip and then also
0:53.6	I moved here and there was a disappearance. Alex is still alive you guys. How weird does it feel to
1:00.0	record like this? So weird. It's so weird because like I can't look at you, I can't touch you,
1:05.2	I can't smell you, you know? I, not like I want to. I think that was a dig and I'm gonna let that
1:11.5	one slide. But Alex was my co-pilot for I don't even know how many episodes all of them when I was in
1:18.1	Utah. We would sleep in the same bed two nights out of every single week when we were working.
1:26.1	And now that's just gone. And now I'm out here trying to set up the fucking camera by myself and I'm
1:31.7	fucking everything up and I lost and I like don't know what to do. But I like doing this because I can
1:38.3	look at myself in the little corner. I don't have to look at you. I have two mirrors in front of me
1:47.6	and the zoom and also another camera set up. So I can look at myself from four different angles
1:56.1	and it's fucking fabulous. Highly highly suggest to anyone who works from home, invest in a mirror
2:03.4	and work in front of the mirror. It makes it so much more fun. Does it not? For sure to look at
2:09.2	yourself is my favorite thing. Okay Alex, how sad have you been since I've been gone? Or has your
2:15.8	life improved exponentially and I need to know the truth? No, it's been so sad. I miss you. You're
2:23.4	like my best friend. I know. Wait, do you actually mean that because like I've been this separation
2:30.0	anxiety has been so fucking bad. This is turning into a fucking love fest and people are like shut
2:34.6	the fuck up. But we really like we spent every second together and there was not one episode that
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