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Ladies and gentlemen, please all rise for the most honorable judge, Burr Back.

Go ahead and rise.

Please be seated.

That's okay. You're good, Baylor. Now you're back to juror.

I have juror had now.

I would like to welcome everyone to the trial of the century.

The Booker Wall trial is now commenced.

We have our three defendants, Thor Johnson, Sven Johnson and Gus Johnson,

for a little background of people that don't know.

In the late 2000s, while these three were young children, a mystery started.

A wall in their house started gathering boogers.

And none of the three who were capable of such a thing have claimed responsibility for what they've done.

So we're gathered here today with our jurors and our defendants

and obviously your honorable judge Edward Burr Back to find the truth.

And so I want to start off by giving the floor to, well,

and I also actually want to share one thing before we start the trial.

During the podcast episode where we talked about it, I thought it would be funny to say,

Sven did Booker Wall because it sounded like Bush did 9-11.

And that started a meme saying Sven did Booker Wall.

That is unfair. So I would ask everyone listening and all the jurors to clear your mind.

There is no evidence currently to show that Sven did Booker Wall any more than his two brothers.

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