74: #074 The Padding Issue

The Cryptid Factor

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 666 Ratings

🗓️ 27 June 2022

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

In this issue Buttons gives his masterclass on padding - which is so good that even the internet takes up the skill. There's busy exorcists and satan himself rating apps, Mona Lisa gets cake on her face and Rhys gets a LinkedIn.
Also in this ep - Dolphins don't get memories from dolphin-piss, whales do get mistaken for monsters by showing their bits and Buttons don't want you to buy his old Alien book.
Oh, there's also some meagre scratchings at some Cryptid news too... but it's all pretty lame... but at least we're honest!

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1:09.4	don't we? Why we're waiting for Pirates Season 2.
1:12.9	So tell your friend, and this will end, this long intro I'm talking about.
1:18.3	Have you told him?
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1:38.0	Each week these intros are getting longer.
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