739 - Dying Faking Your Death
A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
Tom Vann & Dan Dennis
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 22 September 2023
⏱️ 124 minutes
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Summary
**Notes:**
1. **Special Guests in the House**: Ross & Big Tim make an entertaining appearance.
2. **Hollywood Beckons**: Big Tim shares his unique experiences and adventures in Hollywood.
3. **Security Chronicles**: A closer look into the life of dispensary security guards.
4. **Shifting Lifestyles**: The intriguing concept of being part-time homeless.
5. **Modern Begging**: The rise and implications of digital panhandling.
6. **Profitable Pastimes**: Discovering how the real money's in the yo-yo's.
7. **Death Deceptions**: Exploring the idea and consequences of faking one's death.
8. **Tom's Imagined Biography**: Delving into the humorous proposition, "He died faking his own death - The Tom Vann biography."
9. **A Heated Exchange**: Recollections from a confrontation at Bull & Bush.
10. **Radio Interactions**: Dan shares his experience being featured on NPR.
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| 0:00.0 | Today's a mediocre time with Tom and Dare podcast is brought you by. |
| 0:06.1 | ModernPI.com. |
| 0:07.6 | That was my plumbing voice. |
| 0:08.5 | That's your plumbing? |
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| 0:14.8 | No, I've had them over my house multiple times and they all sound regular. |
| 0:20.0 | Regular. |
| 0:55.9 | You just said it's some sort of burglar voice. That was not a burglar. That was, you know, rough around the edges, plumber. He knows all the tricks. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to stop the leaks. Yeah, yeah. Maybe his name is Joey. One of them does work there. Okay. Sounds like that, but I have not get there. Okay. Fine. Modern PI, modern plumbing. They do great work for all of your plumbing needs. They've worked on both of our homes. They worked on my shower and got it back to good. I put in a new showerhead. I did that, but they came and actually fixed it so I get that piping hot water that wasn't working. |
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| 1:41.0 | It's Orlando's own Tom and Dan. |
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