739 - Dying Faking Your Death
A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
Tom Vann & Dan Dennis
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 22 September 2023
⏱️ 124 minutes
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Summary
**Notes:**
1. **Special Guests in the House**: Ross & Big Tim make an entertaining appearance.
2. **Hollywood Beckons**: Big Tim shares his unique experiences and adventures in Hollywood.
3. **Security Chronicles**: A closer look into the life of dispensary security guards.
4. **Shifting Lifestyles**: The intriguing concept of being part-time homeless.
5. **Modern Begging**: The rise and implications of digital panhandling.
6. **Profitable Pastimes**: Discovering how the real money's in the yo-yo's.
7. **Death Deceptions**: Exploring the idea and consequences of faking one's death.
8. **Tom's Imagined Biography**: Delving into the humorous proposition, "He died faking his own death - The Tom Vann biography."
9. **A Heated Exchange**: Recollections from a confrontation at Bull & Bush.
10. **Radio Interactions**: Dan shares his experience being featured on NPR.
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| 0:00.0 | Today's a mediocre time with Tom Depp podcast. He's brought you by |
| 0:05.9 | Modern PI dot com. That was my plumbing. Yeah, that's your plumbing |
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| 0:13.2 | There's not even one guy in the second now. I've had them over my house multiple times and they all sound regular |
| 0:19.8 | Yeah, you just read it. I'm sort of a burglar voice. That was not a burglar. That was a, you know, rough around the edges plumber |
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