739. - Chris & Jason

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

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4.5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2025

⏱️ 72 minutes

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One-on-one pod recorded live and uncut from Chris' house in Los Angeles the morning after W Magazine's Best Performances Party. We chat about our hangovers, under-eye patches at the gym, Alison Roman Chili by way of Ebon Moss-Bachrach, Chris went to Matty Matheson's burger restaurant in Orange County, tartares and crudos, Kathy Hilton, egg white sandwich at Starbucks, what's next for people who rent Cybertrucks on Turo, gay lieutenants, what to do when the Uber Black is a Kia, and the dos and don'ts of stuffing $20 bills in peoples mouths. twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	How long gone is here reporting live and direct from the Chris Black estate sale happening in West Hollywood right now.
0:26.7	It's going to be a lo-fi type of episode. Can I open this window?
0:32.0	Yeah, you can. Why do you say it like that? You're like, is it like a beware kind of situation?
0:37.3	No, it's just, I wish you would open this window.
0:40.8	I don't know if the other one opens.
0:42.6	I just don't want to hit the Noguchi lamp.
0:46.2	Noguchi!
0:46.8	There's so many Noguchi's everywhere.
0:48.5	I feel like I'm being pummeled with Noguchi.
0:51.3	Oh, yeah, yeah. So you are, you know, we're here at your house in West Hollywood, not at my house.
0:57.5	It's rare. It's rare, but it feels, we've recorded here a few times. We have, yeah, yeah. We've recorded here a few times.
1:02.5	It always gets silly, but I'm too hung over to be drunk or often edible right now. So this is, this is unapologetically mean. This is chilling with no makeup on. So this is unapologetically me.
1:11.6	This is chilling with no makeup on.
1:13.4	So this is an unvarnished, TJ, or raw.
1:16.2	What you see is what you're going to get.
1:17.7	Okay.
1:18.1	Let's put it that way.
1:18.9	So you're hungover.
1:20.1	I, um, I, I didn't think, I guess though, I've seen you partying for so many years.
1:25.9	I can never tell you know well so
1:28.4	where are you at right now i'm actually not super bad um you look okay i shower i showered
1:33.9	a little puffy but nothing crazy i showered all right yeah i mean i have that look in my
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