737 - Crooked Pecker Magoo
A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
Tom Vann & Dan Dennis
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 8 September 2023
⏱️ 124 minutes
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**Notes:**
* Dan sets the pace with his Peloton jams.
* The debate: Dog car seats – necessity or luxury?
* A scenic walk around Lake Eola – what's not to love?
* Dreaming of Alaskan adventures.
* Spotting Magoo around town.
* A rather unexpected invitation to swing.
* The mysterious art of "Cooking the eggs."
* Grandpa's intriguing tales about his crooked pecker.
* The secret world of bathhouses.
* T&D debut on Cameo!
* A shocking revelation on QVC: Santa isn't real!
* Navigating the tricky waters of diarrhea spelling.
* Katy Perry's slimy encounter.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Today is a mediocre time with Tom and Dan podcast. It's brought to you by Hallibox, Willardtree Cafe, and Sanford. If you've never been to this amazingly borderline now historic downtown Sanford German restaurant, you're really missing out. If you like authentic German food, I don't harp on that enough. Well, this is the place. This is like the only place to go. Chef Pat, he's back there. He's a big fan of the show. You can ask for him. He'll give you a Tom and Dan pen. And we love it when you tell the guys there at Hollabox that we sent you. Now, Hollabox has different places that you can go. They have the market where you can go and you can buy German grocery, all the German deli spaghetti ice cream. We have some to-go meals there if you want that They have the outfitters If you want German clothing Or if you want like knickknacks or gifts Yeah October Fest is coming And it's fall Candid calendars They start rolling that stuff out very Very soon The chocolate and stuff like that And then then if you go inside, it's not just one restaurant. |
| 0:55.2 | At this point, I think it's like three or four. You have the rooftop bar where you can go. The beer garden. The beer garden. You've got Uba Keller, which are small plates. You've got the main restaurant. You can sit inside, sit outside. There's music going on. All the time. All the time. There's people dancing. |
| 1:09.4 | It's an experience. |
| 1:10.5 | You got shot ski, |
| 1:11.7 | which is a ski with shots. |
| 1:13.2 | It's crazy. |
| 1:13.9 | You know, |
| 1:14.6 | there's people dancing it's an experience you got shot ski which is a |
| 1:12.1 | ski with shots it's like crazy you know there's live music going on it really is the meat bingo |
| 1:18.6 | they have that going on um trying to think of anything else in art gallery up there yeah they're |
| 1:23.2 | they do they do uh the mystery murder dinners all the time. |
| 1:27.9 | Follow Hollabox on social media because they'll let you know all the stuff that they got going on. |
| 1:32.9 | For sure. |
| 1:33.5 | And if you want a really great experience in dinner, go to downtown Sanford. |
| 1:38.8 | It's Hollabox Willard Tree Cafe in Sanford. |
| 1:41.6 | Hollabox.com. |
| 1:42.7 | Live from the injured on the go, |
| 1:44.4 | just call Mo Studio. |
| 1:46.2 | It's a blast! |
| 1:47.0 | It's Orlando's own Tom and Dan. |
| 1:51.1 | Hello. |
| 1:52.6 | This is your mediocre time with Tom and Dan program. |
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