737 - Crooked Pecker Magoo
A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
Tom Vann & Dan Dennis
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 8 September 2023
⏱️ 124 minutes
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**Notes:**
* Dan sets the pace with his Peloton jams.
* The debate: Dog car seats – necessity or luxury?
* A scenic walk around Lake Eola – what's not to love?
* Dreaming of Alaskan adventures.
* Spotting Magoo around town.
* A rather unexpected invitation to swing.
* The mysterious art of "Cooking the eggs."
* Grandpa's intriguing tales about his crooked pecker.
* The secret world of bathhouses.
* T&D debut on Cameo!
* A shocking revelation on QVC: Santa isn't real!
* Navigating the tricky waters of diarrhea spelling.
* Katy Perry's slimy encounter.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Today's a mediocre time with Tom and Dan podcast is brought to you by |
| 0:02.9 | Holobox will a tree cafe in Sanford if you've never been to this amazingly borderline |
| 0:08.5 | now historic downtown Sanford German restaurant you're really missing out all right if you like |
| 0:13.1 | authentic German food I don't harp on that enough well this is the place this is like the only |
| 0:17.7 | place to go chef Pat he's back there he's a big fan of the show you can ask for him he'll give |
| 0:23.0 | you a Tom and Dan pen yeah and we love it when you tell the guys there at Holobox that we sent you |
| 0:28.5 | now Holobox has different places that you can go they have the market where you can go and you can |
| 0:33.3 | buy German grocery all the German deli spaghetti ice cream they have some to go meals there if you |
| 0:39.9 | want that they have the outfitters if you want German clothing if you want like knick-knacks or gifts |
| 0:44.4 | yeah October Fest is coming and it's a fall calendar yeah start her own and that stuff out |
| 0:50.0 | very very soon the chocolate and stuff like that and then if you go inside it's not just one |
| 0:54.7 | restaurant at this point I think it's like three or four you have the rooftop bar where you can go |
| 0:58.9 | the beer garden the beer garden you've got uva Keller which are small plates you've got the main |
| 1:03.6 | restaurant you can sit inside sit outside there's music going on all the time all the time there's |
| 1:08.4 | people dancing it's an experience you got shot ski which is a ski with shots it's great you know |
| 1:14.6 | there's live music going on and it really is the meek bingo they have that going on trying to |
| 1:21.1 | think of a gallery up there yeah they are galley they do they do the mystery murdered dinners |
| 1:26.9 | all the time and follow holobox on social media because they'll let you know all the stuff that |
| 1:32.0 | they're going on for sure and and if you want a really great experience and dinner go to downtown |
| 1:38.2 | Sanford it's holobox willetry cafe in Sanford holobox.com live from the injured on the go just |
| 1:44.5 | called Mo studio it's a blast it's Orlando's own Tom and Dan hello this is your media |
| 1:54.0 | time with Tom and Dan program we hope you will find our presentation precise joke heavy and just |
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