735 - Big Satanic Butt Baby
A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
Tom Vann & Dan Dennis
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 25 August 2023
⏱️ 151 minutes
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Summary
**Show Notes:**
**Friday Free Show on T&D LIVE Stream:**
1. **Studio Security Snafus**: Dan's forgetfulness leads to a password predicament. Do we even remember the alarm passcode?
2. **Police Intervention**: Unexpected studio visitors? The cops drop by after our alarm debacle.
3. **Live Serving**: In an unprecedented move, we experience being served while on-air.
4. **Brendan's Great North Adventure**: Recollections of Brendan's unforgettable Canadian trip.
5. **Psychedelic Parenting**: The unique experience of doing mushrooms alongside one's father.
6. **Family Revelations**: Brendan's recent discovery of having a half-sister.
7. **The Satanic Enigma**: Unveiling the mysterious (and amusing) legend of the big satanic butt baby.
8. **Lakeside Reflections**: "I can feel the lake massaging my atoms" – Deep and possibly hallucinogenic thoughts by the water.
9. **Floral Inhales**: The curious case of smoking roses.
10. **Zach's Canine Conundrum**: Zach from Ohio's bewildering transformation into a dog.
11. **Community Gripes**: A look into the "Ticked off" column from our local newspaper.
12. **Bathroom Oddities**: Unsettling discoveries – heel skin in the toilet. How did it get there?
13. **BDM Traditions Evolve**: Discussing potential changes to the iconic BDM handshake.
14. **Identity Inquiries**: Tom delves into a thought-provoking question about the sexuality spectrum.
15. **Maisie's Cinema Debut**: Recounting Maisie's very first movie theater experience.
16. **Enter Peter Pain**: Who or what is Peter Pain? All is revealed.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | It's Tom and Dan to tell you about their favorite van at home floor store van see what I did |
| 0:06.8 | See what I did there not bad right not bad. So one of the best things you could do to improve your house is |
| 0:13.3 | New flooring start at the bottom. Yeah, we're here. Exactly |
| 0:17.3 | And at home floor store or give you the best value because they come to you with their at home floor store van |
| 0:23.9 | All types of flooring soft surfaces carpet luxury vinyl planking travertine tile and |
| 0:30.9 | If you're on a budget that luxury vinyl plank is 100% waterproof |
| 0:35.7 | It it it also you could lay it on top of your current |
| 0:40.5 | tile or flooring in there hundreds of patterns and styles and colors to choose from it actually like |
| 0:46.3 | We went through the process. We laid it right on top of our existing tile |
| 0:50.0 | Which sped up the process it made it easier for demolition. They got it done in like three days |
| 0:54.4 | It was scheduled for like six, but I mean, Justin's got a great team and we really think you guys will like at home floor store |
| 1:00.4 | Yeah, in central florida and Tampa area |
| 1:02.8 | So if you're looking for flooring |
| 1:05.5 | And especially tell them Tom and Dan centuries. Yeah, drop the name man |
| 1:08.6 | It only helps if you guys drop the name. It's at home floor store.com live from the injured on the go |
| 1:14.4 | Just called most studio |
| 1:16.4 | It's a blast. It's Orlando's own Tom and Dan |
| 1:21.4 | Hello |
| 1:22.6 | This is your media over time with Tom and Dan program |
| 1:29.1 | We hope you will find our presentation precise |
| 1:33.1 | joke heavy and just bright |
| 1:36.6 | Thanks |
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