735 - Big Satanic Butt Baby

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 August 2023

⏱️ 151 minutes

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Summary

**Show Notes:**

**Friday Free Show on T&D LIVE Stream:**

1. **Studio Security Snafus**: Dan's forgetfulness leads to a password predicament. Do we even remember the alarm passcode?
2. **Police Intervention**: Unexpected studio visitors? The cops drop by after our alarm debacle.
3. **Live Serving**: In an unprecedented move, we experience being served while on-air.
4. **Brendan's Great North Adventure**: Recollections of Brendan's unforgettable Canadian trip.
5. **Psychedelic Parenting**: The unique experience of doing mushrooms alongside one's father.
6. **Family Revelations**: Brendan's recent discovery of having a half-sister.
7. **The Satanic Enigma**: Unveiling the mysterious (and amusing) legend of the big satanic butt baby.
8. **Lakeside Reflections**: "I can feel the lake massaging my atoms" – Deep and possibly hallucinogenic thoughts by the water.
9. **Floral Inhales**: The curious case of smoking roses.
10. **Zach's Canine Conundrum**: Zach from Ohio's bewildering transformation into a dog.
11. **Community Gripes**: A look into the "Ticked off" column from our local newspaper.
12. **Bathroom Oddities**: Unsettling discoveries – heel skin in the toilet. How did it get there?
13. **BDM Traditions Evolve**: Discussing potential changes to the iconic BDM handshake.
14. **Identity Inquiries**: Tom delves into a thought-provoking question about the sexuality spectrum.
15. **Maisie's Cinema Debut**: Recounting Maisie's very first movie theater experience.
16. **Enter Peter Pain**: Who or what is Peter Pain? All is revealed.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	It's Tom and Dan to tell you about their favorite van.
0:04.6	At-home floor store van.
0:06.3	See what I did?
0:06.9	See what I did there?
0:07.6	Not bad, right?
0:08.3	Not bad.
0:08.8	So one of the best things you could do to improve your house is new flooring.
0:14.3	Start at the bottom.
0:15.4	Now we're here.
0:16.2	Exactly.
0:17.4	And at-home floor store give you the best value because they come to you with their at-home floor store van.
0:23.9	All types of flooring, soft surfaces carpet, luxury vinyl planking, travertine, tile.
0:30.3	And if you're on a budget, that luxury vinyl plank is 100% waterproof.
0:36.0	It also, you could lay it on top of their current tile or flooring.
0:42.0	And there are hundreds of patterns and styles and colors to choose from it.
0:45.3	Actually, like, we went through the process.
0:47.7	We laid it right on top of our existing tile, which sped up the process.
0:51.4	It made it easier for demolition.
0:53.2	They got it done in like three days.
0:54.5	It was scheduled for like six, but I mean, Justin's got a great team, and we really think you guys will like at-home floor store. Yeah, in Central Florida and Tampa area. So if you're looking for flooring, and especially tell them Tom and Dan, since you. Please, yeah, drop the name, man. It only helps if you guys drop the name. It's at home floor store.com.
1:12.9	Live from the injured on the name, man. It only helps if you guys drop the name. It's at home floor store.com.
1:12.9	Live from the injured on the go, just call Mo Studio.
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