Greetings from Podcastville. It's Wednesday the 6th of Motherfucker November. The rent is long overdue.

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a lot of fucking around and mingling and you want to meet new people.

Listen, I've introduced you to Manscapes. I'll keep your nuts sack trimmed and all that.

But you could trim your nuts sack and wash it, they call it you want.

If you ask whole smells like fucking Saudi Arabia after the bombing, then Tushy is for you. You're like Joey.

What's Tushy? It's a portable but day that you strap on yourself and ten minutes and that's it.

Tushy sprays water straight directly into your ass and removes the old shit.

But you're going to juice and whatever else you got sitting back there in that asshole bacteria

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