733 - Kingpin's Boner
A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
Tom Vann & Dan Dennis
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 11 August 2023
⏱️ 111 minutes
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Summary
- A peculiar discussion about scuba beds kicks off the show.
- The hosts share thoughts on the importance of choosing names that are easy to spell for children.
- "Meet the Teacher" events spark a conversation about school and parenting experiences.
- Nostalgia takes center stage as the hosts reminisce about Z'Cavaricci pants and pinstripes.
- Boner-related anecdotes add a humorous twist to the conversation, including one involving King Pin.
- Tom contemplates whether his sons are too young to watch South Park and its potential effects.
- Maisie contributes her own party girl voice and chirps in with her perspective.
- The term "turd geese" gets introduced, sparking laughter and curiosity.
- The hosts wrap up with a discussion about "trial by wood," leaving listeners intrigued.
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| 0:00.0 | You know, I was making a list of best things to put in your mouth. |
| 0:03.7 | Oh, good. |
| 0:04.6 | Toothbrush. |
| 0:06.6 | Toothbrush. |
| 0:07.4 | Okay. |
| 0:08.1 | All right. |
| 0:08.6 | Banana. |
| 0:09.6 | All right. |
| 0:10.3 | Okay. |
| 0:10.9 | Number one. |
| 0:12.7 | Number one. |
| 0:13.4 | Taco. |
| 0:14.1 | No, okay. |
| 0:15.1 | Taco Whits. |
| 0:16.4 | Taco Whitt. |
| 0:17.1 | I thought this was a fair. |
| 0:18.4 | No, no, no, no. |
| 0:20.1 | No, no. |
| 0:20.1 | No. |
| 0:20.2 | No.com. |
| 0:22.2 | Yes. |
| 0:22.9 | One of the best things you can put in your mouth is a delicious double-d-caso slathered taco. |
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