No levels, Judeo-freelander. We don't give a fuck about levels.

We're here to learn how to beat up anybody.

That's right. You're not wearing a World Champ hat, dude.

I think it says it in a sign language.

Oh, you crafty bouncing.

Yeah, these are actually the severed trunk and fists of my

deceased opponents melted onto my hat. Now, is that a real weathered hat or did you prematurely weather it?

No, this is, I've been wearing this hat for years really yeah okay so my

mom keeps saying you should retire it no no no no but I keep wearing no it's

it's vintage now it's classy yeah it's been through battles it's been through wars

you know what you could do though for sure is you could sell those like the ones that you've worn for like a long time and people would gobble it up. Yeah, maybe. Yeah, see. You know how like those, do you know what a

humilityrix is?

No.

There's a lot of gals out there that make a living selling their old socks.

Uh-huh.

And they'll sell like various bodily fluids and excretions to

dudes who have a thing for that. Yeah. We had this girl Sierra Lynch on recently and

she educated us on this world.

But uh...

So it's like vintage shopping but with a more personal touch to it.

I'm like how you put a spin on it man. That's beautiful.

So you wrote this book which is How to Beat Up Anybody. Yeah that was five years ago that came out now. It's an

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