732 - Coochie Boogers
A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
Tom Vann & Dan Dennis
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 4 August 2023
⏱️ 119 minutes
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Summary
- The hosts kick off the show with one of the audience's favorites, the WifeCast!
- They delve into the mysterious topic of "Coochie Boogers" and explore what they are.
- Crystal shares her experience with Labyrinthitis, a condition she has been suffering from.
- The hosts engage in a fun segment of "Just give us a WHOA!" with exciting and surprising revelations.
- They discuss the art of putting in a trash bag liner and share tips on how to do it efficiently.
- Dream jobs become the topic of discussion, and each host shares their own ideal occupation.
- The concept of swinging is introduced, and the wives discuss their thoughts on such arrangements.
- Tom leads "The Airing of the Gripes," where they share grievances and pet peeves, like not being allowed to throw potato chips at a squirrel.
- Crystal recommends the documentary "The Deepest Breath" to the audience.
- The hosts talk about their sleep routines and the importance of a good night's sleep.
- A humorous debate ensues about who should buy soup and soap for the household.
- The topic of "white boy whispies" is explored, adding a lighthearted touch to the conversation.
- They discuss the nuances of CC notifications and their effects.
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| 0:00.0 | Today's a mediocre time with Tom and Dennis brought you by. |
| 0:02.3 | Buddocs.org. I've been seeing Dr. Shenlate for a while now, getting my recommendation. Plus, after we do my visit, then he shows me all the bud deals at... I mean, that's the best part. I don't even care about... I do care. I mean, the appointment, it's the appointment's fine. |
| 0:21.8 | You want it all right. |
| 0:22.6 | He knows, yeah, he's like, I know it's working for you or you wouldn't be here, right? So then we skip to the butt deals part, and then he just kind of tries to save, well, it doesn't, kind of, he saves you money. He'll give you, and he has, and his team, they've curated the best websites, the best deals, the best offerings from the dispensaries. |
| 0:40.1 | That way, you're not getting ripped off. Because there is a premium to this stuff, right? Like, it's a money-making venture. We know it's overpriced. He knows it's overpriced. So he's going to help you. They all offer deals. And then he curates them for you. So sometimes up to 40, 50% off. |
| 1:14.6 | I'm about to schedule my telemedicine appointment now. Oh, you're going to love it. Because Dr. Shamletta has telemedicine now. So all existing patients can, you know, have to drive anywhere. You can do it through FaceTime. Yeah, but here's the deal. If you've never been and you're thinking about going for the first time, you have to see a physician in person. |
| 1:13.3 | Yeah, but here's the deal. If you've never been and you're thinking about going for the first time, you have to see a physician in person. |
| 1:14.7 | That's just the rules. |
| 1:15.6 | You have to see him. |
| 1:16.4 | So multiple locations, Lake Mary, Hunters Creek, Tampa, Melbourne. |
| 1:21.2 | Again, buddocks.org to schedule your appointment. |
| 1:24.4 | Same day appointments available sometimes. |
| 1:26.8 | And if you can get your same |
| 1:28.1 | day appointment, you can also buy products same day right when you leave. It's all same day. |
| 1:33.5 | And let me tell you, if you're trying to cut back on marijuana, not on marijuana. |
| 1:39.4 | I'm drinking on if you're on narcotics, if you're high levels of pain. |
| 1:45.9 | You know, with my back, I have a nice regimen. |
| 1:48.6 | Actually, Dr. Shenlante help me out. |
| 1:51.0 | You know, I now have the stuff that are working best for me. |
| 1:54.7 | But again, it's different for everybody, but you owe it yourself to check out buddocs.org. |
| 1:59.5 | Same day approval. |
| 2:00.7 | You can transfer over, save yourself some money. |
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