Hey, this is Doug Benson, and you're listening to Mad Scientist Party Hour?

That's always great when somebody does a bumper where they act like they're not aware of the show.

My live. Well, hello there, friends.

And welcome back to another episode of Mad Scientist Party Hour.

My name is Kevin Kraft,

joined by a man who has furloughed his pants and underwear,

and is now throwing some capital punishment on his boner.

That's Jeff Clark.

There's no government shutdown on these pants.

And transmitting to us from purgatory, the bearded booger-eating formless entity known as Shuddy boy.

Yo!

Oh, you're back, Shuddy. You're back. You're back.

How was Texas?

I am back.

Back from Howdy Arabia.

Yeah.

I saw from your texts to the group chain that you got some fried chico.

I like fried chicken.

I ate very well in the Lone Star State.

So were you solely in Austin or were you kind of all over the place?

I was in Dallas mostly and just went to Austin for an afternoon slash sleep session because my sister

lives there now. So I was in Austin or Dallas from Monday night to Thursday morning.

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