731: I Want My 13 Trillion Dollars!
Grumpy Old Geeks
Jason DeFillippo & Brian Schulmeister with Dave Bittner
4.9 • 6.1K Ratings
🗓️ 30 January 2026
⏱️ 79 minutes
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Summary
We kick off FOLLOW UP by checking in on Elon Musk’s personal dumpster fire, where the EU is investigating Grok for deepfake slop while Tesla’s “unsupervised” robotaxis turned out to be supervised by literal chase cars — shocker. At least some of you are getting Siri settlement crumbs in your bank accounts, though you could probably double it betting against Musk’s worthless promises on Polymarket.
Transitioning to IN THE NEWS, Tesla is killing off the Model S and X to build robots while sales crater, proving that mixing hard-right politics with EV sales is a brilliant move for the balance sheet. Meanwhile, the corporate bloodbath continues with massive layoffs at Ubisoft, Vimeo (courtesy of the Bending Spoons buzzsaw), and Amazon, because “removing bureaucracy” is apparently HR-speak for 16,000 families losing their livelihoods. If that’s not enough, Google is settling yet another privacy suit for $135 million, the EU is threatening to weaponize its tech sovereignty against the US, and the Trump administration wants Gemini to write federal regulations—because if there's one thing we want drafting airline safety rules, it's a hallucinating chatbot.
Still IN THE NEWS, Waymo is under federal investigation for passing school buses and hitting children, while South Korea’s new AI laws manage to please absolutely no one. Record labels are suing Anna’s Archive for a cool $13 trillion—roughly three times the GDP of India—and the Winklevoss twins have finally admitted that NFTs are dead by shuttering Nifty Gateway.
We pivot to MEDIA CANDY, where the Patriots and Seahawks are heading to Super Bowl 60, and the Winter Olympics are descending on Milan. We’re doing the math on the Starfleet Academy timeline, celebrating the return of Ted Lasso and Shrinking, and trying to decide if Henry Cavill is the second coming of Timothy Dalton in the Highlander reboot. Plus, Jessica Jones is back in the Daredevil: Born Again trailer, and Colin Farrell’s Sugar is returning to explain that wild noir twist we all totally saw coming.
In APPS & DOODADS, the TikTok Armageddon is upon us as the new US owners break the app and drive everyone to UpScrolled, while Native Instruments enters insolvency, leaving our music-making dreams in restructuring limbo. Apple is dropping AirTag 2 with precision finding for your watch, which is great for finding the keys you lost while doom-scrolling.
We wrap up with THE DARK SIDE WITH DAVE, featuring the new Muppets trailer and Steve Whitmire’s deep thoughts on the state of the felt, plus a look at the artisans in Disneyland Handcrafted. Finally, Looney Tunes finds a new home on Turner Classic Movies, proving that the classics never die—they just move to a cable channel your parents actually watch. Dave finally learns about the Insta360 camera, a countertop dishwasher but no Animal Crackers, and a guide to gas masks and googles... for no particular reason.
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FOLLOW UP
The EU is investigating Grok and X over potentially illegal deepfakes
People on Polymarket Are Making a Fortune by Betting Against Elon Musk’s Famously Worthless Promises
Elon Musk Made Tesla Fans Think Unsupervised Robotaxis Had Arrived. They Can’t Find Them
Tesla Quietly Pauses Its “Unsupervised” Robotaxi Rides as Reality Sets In
Apple Siri settlement payments hitting bank accounts. What to know.
IN THE NEWS
Tesla bet big on Elon Musk. His politics continue to haunt it.
With Tesla Revenue and Profits Down, Elon Musk Plays Up Safety
Ubisoft proposes even more layoffs after last week's studio closures and game cancellations
Vimeo lays off most of its staff just months after being bought by private equity firm
Amazon Laying Off 16,000 as It Increases ‘Ownership’ and Removes ‘Bureaucracy’
Report Says the E.U. Is Gearing Up to Weaponize Europe's Tech Industry Against the U.S.
Google will pay $135 million to settle illegal data collection lawsuit
NTSB will investigate why Waymo's robotaxis are illegally passing school buses
Waymo robotaxi hits a child near an elementary school in Santa Monica
Video shows Waymo vehicle slam into parked cars in Echo Park
Trump admin reportedly plans to use AI to write federal regulations
South Korea’s ‘world-first’ AI laws face pushback amid bid to become leading tech power
Spotify and Big 3 Record Labels Sue Anna’s Archive for $13 Trillion (!) Alleging Theft
Amazon converting some Fresh supermarkets, Go stores to Whole Foods locations
SEC agrees to dismiss case over crypto lending by Winklevoss' Gemini
Winklevoss Twins Shut Down NFT Marketplace in Another Sign Crypto Art Is Dead
MEDIA CANDY
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
How to watch the 2026 Super Bowl: Patriots vs. Seahawks channel, where to stream and more
Wait, So When Is 'Starfleet Academy' Set, Anyway?
The First ‘Daredevil: Born Again’ Season 2 Trailer Brings Back Jessica Jones
Marvel Television’s Daredevil: Born Again Season 2 | Teaser Trailer
Ted Lasso Gets Kicked Back to Apple TV
There Can Only Be One First Look at the ‘Highlander’ Reboot
Colin Farrell’s Detective Show ‘Sugar’ Will Finally Have to Address that Wild Twist This Summer
APPS & DOODADS
TikTok Is Now Collecting Even More Data About Its Users. Here Are the 3 Biggest Changes
TikTok users freak out over app's 'immigration status' collection — here's what it means
TikTok’s New US Owners Are Off to a Very Rocky Start
TikTok Data Center Outage Triggers Trust Crisis for New US Owners
Yes, TikTok is still broken for many people
Social network UpScrolled sees surge in downloads following TikTok's US takeover
Native Instruments enters into insolvency proceedings, leaving its future uncertain
AirTag 2: Three tidbits you might have missed
THE DARK SIDE WITH DAVE
The Muppet Show | Official Trailer | Disney+
‘Looney Tunes’ Has Found a New Home: Turner Classic Movies
A Disturbing (Yet Convincing) Theory Reveals There Were Never Any "Monsters" In Scooby Doo
Cartoon Conspiracy Theory | Scooby Doo and The Gang Are Draft Dodgers?!
Producing A Multi-Person Interview With An Insta360 Camera
A listener on Mastodon pointed out that The Verge had a story on countertop dishwashers
A Demonstrator’s Guide to Gas Masks and Goggles
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Grumpy Old Geeks, a weekly talk show where we discussed the finer points of what went wrong on the internet and who's to blame. |
| 0:09.9 | I'm Jason DeFilippo. |
| 0:11.0 | And I'm Brian Schillmeister. |
| 0:13.3 | Jason, as you know, I grew up in Southern California, but I have lived in some cold places, at least briefly. |
| 0:19.5 | I've spent some time in New York City, obviously, in the winter. It gets quite cold. London, Buffalo, New York. I say Buffalo. You're leaving at the big one. Buffalo. It gets quite cold. Spent a whole winter there once. But I have never been in minus 10 degrees Fahrenheit. Really? Oh, man. It's frigging cold, man. |
| 0:38.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:39.3 | And that's not wind chill. |
| 0:40.8 | Wind chill takes it. |
| 0:42.9 | Yeah, now you know why I moved back from Chicago. |
| 0:46.2 | It's rare here, but, you know, to quote everybody on X that lean to the far right. |
| 0:51.7 | I thought it was global warming. |
| 0:55.4 | Because you're understanding of how anything works. |
| 0:58.6 | Anyways, moving on, we have some follow-up, Jason. |
| 1:01.7 | All right, hit me. |
| 1:02.3 | What's you got? |
| 1:02.8 | What you got? |
| 1:04.1 | Europe is probing Elon Musk, and he enjoyed it. |
| 1:08.2 | He enjoyed it, yeah. |
| 1:09.6 | Elon Musk's X for failing to take action to prevent the spread of AI-generated sexually explicit images, including C-San materials, regulators set in a press release. |
| 1:18.3 | So this fallout is just continuing because it's not so much they fail to take action so much as Elon even trumpeted the fact that his AI system was doing what it was doing. |
| 1:29.9 | So I think they've got a- |
| 1:31.5 | What do you mean, bug? This is feature. This is a feature. Yeah. Yeah. So they've already |
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