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Tabletop Champions - Real Play D&D 5E (DND 5e)

73 - Worst. Goof. Ever. (Fixed)

Tabletop Champions - Real Play D&D 5E (DND 5e)

Tabletop Champions

Rpg, Other Games, Podcast, D&d, D&d5e, Actualplay, Realplay, Leisure, Comedy, Dnd, Dnd5e

4.8797 Ratings

🗓️ 15 November 2016

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Did they really need a compass that badly?

Transcript

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0:00.0

Greetings and salutations. This is Matthew from the Tabletop Champions. I'm pleased to announce that myself, along with other Tabletop Champions, Ben, Scott, and Stephanie will soon be recording a mini-twitch series playing a sci-fi homebrew I've created called the Celestial Expanse. This miniseries will be filled with high-flying adventure and dangers that roam across the galaxy. Join us on the Twitch Channel Tabletop Champions.

0:23.4

On November 21st, 9 p.m. Central Standard Time and watch the galaxy burn.

0:32.5

Humanity has battled with evil throughout the ages,

0:36.9

fought tirelessly to protect itself from being consumed

0:40.6

by the monstrous horrors that plague the land. But as darkness grows, the flame of hope grows dim.

0:48.7

Who shall rekindle the fire? Who shall save us? All right, anyway, let's get back to playing Dungeons and Dragons and not this goofy bullshit.

0:57.0

Well, hopefully a bunch of douchebags with dice will do the trick.

1:04.0

A bunch of nerds gathered around their screens, drinking and dungeneering in hopes to get some gold and girls.

1:14.7

Join them for a crazy adventure.

1:17.0

These are the Tabletop Champions.

1:21.4

Hello and welcome to yet another episode of the Tabletop Champions podcast.

1:25.2

I'm Sean your dungeon master, and with me tonight, we have Stephanie who plays

1:29.8

Sain.

1:30.7

Yo-Yoa!

1:32.0

Matt, who plays Aramel.

1:33.8

That's not a dagger in my pocket.

1:35.7

Ben, who plays Scrag.

1:37.4

Hello.

1:38.5

Scott, who plays Margain.

1:40.6

The drowl call me Al-Ewen.

1:43.3

And Kyle who plays Utax?

1:46.1

The Circle of Life.

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