73. What Reality Shows Would We Win?

I Never Liked You

Matteo Lane and Nick Smith

Comedy

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2025

⏱️ 25 minutes

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This week, we try to figure out which reality shows we’d thrive on — and which ones would absolutely ruin us. Zero training, full confidence. 🎧 Bonus Content: Patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast📺 Watch on YouTube: Watch Here🔗 Nick: linktr.ee/nicksmith09🔗 Matteo: matteolanecomedy.com🎬 Producer: @chris.mp4 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The Great British Bake Off.
0:01.4	Oh, a million times better.
0:04.2	Mateo would win that.
0:05.3	Thank you.
0:05.9	Worst cooks in America, I would win that.
0:08.7	Nailed it.
0:09.8	I would win that.
0:11.6	Welcome back to the episode of I Never liked you with Mateo Lain and Nick Smith.
0:15.0	And today's episode is, could we win that reality show?
0:20.4	The answer is always going to be yes, and I would win over you every time.
0:24.6	No, you wouldn't.
0:25.6	You know you're too emotional and gullible.
0:28.6	And I'm a cold-hearted snake.
0:30.6	She's a cold-hearted snake.
0:33.6	Okay, with certain reality shows like Big Brother, you would do better than me.
0:37.6	100%.
0:38.2	Survivor?
0:39.3	No, Survivor, you would absolutely not do better than me.
0:42.1	Nick, you can't walk down the street with a pigeon flying by you without you having a panic attack.
0:46.8	You won't stay at a Holiday Inn Express.
0:49.6	Yeah, well, that doesn't mean that I can't swim and I can't be out in nature.
0:55.6	I think that is what that means.
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