I'll keep this short. We have a Patreon. And lately the amount on that Patreon has gone down.

While income from live shows and merch do obviously help, the Patreon is still the main way that

we make this show and pay all the people involved, both behind the scenes and, you know, in front of

the scenes. Is that the phrase? So if you are able to and have not yet supported us on Patreon,

please consider it. It helps the show exist. And we have all sorts of cool rewards, like

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Please consider doing that and enjoy the show goodbye.

What's past is prologue? What's future is epilogue? This right here is maybe chapter 4 or 5.

Welcome to Nightfail.

Today's top news is the screaming vortex that opened up in the Nightfail Mall Food Court,

completely obliterating ice cream on a stick, Lucy tropics fried ice cream, and Mario's very

authentic Italian ice cream sub sandwiches while doing significant damage to American Teddy's ice

cream and falafel. American Teddy's owner, Teddy Rahal, said that this is the worst case of food

court vortex that Nightfail has seen in decades. And then he started hollering about the figures he

could see approaching from within the depths of the vortex. And I'm sorry, but I'm getting some weird

feedback in my headphones. Just some slight technical difficulties. Let me see if any of these

wires are loose and I'll get right back to this important story. Oh, oh, okay. This one looks a

little loose. I'll just wiggle it a bit. Started hopping up and down joyously about the figures

he could see approaching from within the depths of the vortex. Hello. Is there a new friend on the

air with me? This is Kevin and Desert Gloves. We know who you are, Kevin. And another thing,

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