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Twinnovation

Headgum

Comedy, Schemes, Money, Apps, Investing, Jeff Rosenberg, Twins, Inventions, Headgum, Scams, Business, Dave Rosenberg, Twinnovation

4.9 • 843 Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2016

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Dave is stretching your dong. Jeff is making sure you never take a test again. Mike is changing the cereal industry as we know it. The Nation brings even more heat to this hot af studio. This week’s episode is sponsored by Adam and Eve! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast.
0:06.1	This ain't that long curve.
0:08.0	Vision and ambassador.
0:09.1	This is time to get that cake quicker than sex.
0:11.6	If you're about that, that's money sensation.
0:14.2	It's time to open up your ears to twin evasion.
0:23.5	What up? What up? What up? It's your boy, Mama Bear, Mike Carnell, the host of the Twin Invasion podcast, the podcast for all your schemes, dreams, misdemeans, conscripts, hustles, app inventions, mist a fraud.
0:34.7	Anyway, you're trying to make that money.
0:36.1	We're here to talk about it.
0:37.4	As always,
0:38.1	I'm joined by my oldest, weirdest, and best friends in the world, the identical Rosenberg twins.
0:42.2	To my left, David Rosenberg. Howdy, folks? How are you doing out there?
0:45.8	To my right, Jeffrey Rosenberg.
0:47.9	Oh, me, some Eagles.
0:49.2	Guys, how are we doing? Big party on Sunday.
0:51.6	Oh, it's a great party.
0:53.3	Man, I had a real rough Monday.
0:56.7	Mm. Woof. You went hard. I, uh, I mean, they must have just been making those. Apparently,
1:02.4	I was also became friends with the bartender. He has my number and texted, or the guy who owns
1:06.1	the bar. He has my number and, like, texted me to hang out. He was like, when can we hang? Really?
1:13.3	You're single-handedly putting my children through college.
1:15.7	You dropped three grand on tequila, dude. Those drinks were a lot cheaper than I thought, which I was pleasantly surprised.
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