This is my final podcast of 2019. So what better way than to end it with my best friend,

Katie Maloney? Yeah, it's actually the final podcast of the decade. Oh my gosh. That's

so true. Oh, what a pleasure. Oh my gosh. This is a this is a fucking moment right here.

Not just. Okay, so I wanted to have you not just because you're my best friend, but because I feel

like you're very much misunderstood. Oh man, very much misunderstood. I mean,

Banner pump rules is not kind to you. You're like, um, unofficial job. I do. I feel like Katie's

most misunderstood everybody listen up listen the fuck up. But it's true because people will just watch

the show and be like, that's your best friend. Like she's so mean. I'm like, she's literally not

mean whatsoever. I'm actually the nicest person. You'll probably know. I'm not going to say that.

Not at all. No, I'm not a I'm not a sweetheart. Absolutely not. I'm not a sweetheart, but I'm not

evil. You're very just real. Yeah. Like I've said, I think your your issue is that you don't put

enough emojis at the end of your statements, you know, like even metaphorically, even when you speak,

like your texts, they need emojis after the way you talk, you need to like button them with an

emoji so that people aren't scared of you. There was this there was a Netflix special, um,

what's his name, Ronnie something. I think he's a Chinese comedian and he was talking about he

has tone issues. That's don't pay attention to the tone. I think that's what I really. Yes,

that's what you do have tone issues. Gosh, I know I'm scary, but well, okay, we're going to try

in this podcast episode to debunk debunk this this myth about you. Okay. All right. So I figured

let's do a little 73 questions with Katie Maloney, except we're probably not going to get to 73

questions, but we'll try. Okay. Let's start with an easy one. What's signer you? I'm a capricorn.

Do you feel like you are a true capricorn? Um, sometimes I'm not like organized and like as

regimented as capricorns are supposed to be. What is a capricorn supposed to be? I actually don't

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