#73: Love Scam (Sarah Tiana)

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🗓️ 20 August 2012

⏱️ 128 minutes

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Summary

Sarah Tiana met me at the Comedy Store to talk about her crazy experience with love in the Middle East. It's sort of a sad story. We're comics, so it was still funny, but it was still really sad at the same time. So it averages out to sort of sad.

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0:00.0	Man! She's got a voice! I never really got in the Jenna's job in that much.
0:28.1	Fuck! You can just feel the emotion coming out of her. Fucking five seconds into the song.
0:36.3	You're like, whoa, what is this lady feeling? Fuck! God, I'm tearing up a little myself.
0:44.8	Just fucking listening to it. Like I say, I smoke a lot of pot. Hi everybody,
0:49.4	welcome to Ari Shapiro's skeptic tank. I'm your host, Ari Shapiro. On today's episode, I'm trying
0:56.9	to think how much I should tell you about this before we start. I talked to my friend Sarah Tiana.
1:00.6	She's been on this podcast before. She was on episode 54, casual sex. Man, that was in April. Wow.
1:13.7	But in that time, since the last time we spoke to her, she, like if you remember from
1:20.9	though, she goes on a lot of USO tours and entertains the troops overseas in Afghanistan and Iraq and parts,
1:29.8	I guess parts undisclosed, secret areas. And while she was on one of these trips recently,
1:35.7	she met a guy and she actually liked him and they hit it off. But it turned out, this is the part,
1:43.7	I don't know if I should tell you or not, but I'm just going to. It turns out that he was leading a fake
1:49.2	life, a completely fake persona he made up. I don't know if it's just for the purposes of the
1:55.7	relationship or or what, but you'll see the whole situation as we talk about it. It's really,
2:03.0	it's really makes me sad for my friend that she had to go through something. Maybe I've
2:08.8	choked up because I was just listening to that Janus Joplin song. But um,
2:14.5	fuck, maybe just listen to that song again.
2:39.0	But anyway, so that's this episode, it's all about that. I have sponsors and dates to go over,
2:53.5	the dates real quick, I just did Vegas, this Empire comic color pair, so it was a lot of fun,
2:58.0	a lot of cool locals in Vegas. I always get worried when there's fat people, especially fat midwesterners.
3:02.8	I'm always thinking they're not going to like anything I have to say, but you know what?
3:06.7	They're who takes pills and I make jokes about pills sometimes and those wives, those fat wives
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