Okay folks welcome again to Planet Porky! Thank you very much to Planet Porky.

Thank you very much indeed for jumping into your rocket, getting up there in the stratosphere

and landing on our landing pad right here in the Cosmosphere.

Delighted of course to tell you all, you all will have guessed that I am again

today with the wonderful Leslie Ann Jones. And Leslie Ann, the story you told about Rackle Welsh

in our last podcast, my God, that's caused a considerable amount of interest, but you must have

known that it would. I'm quite crushed by it in a way because... Crushed.

What it tells me is, you know, even today, men are only flawed by the big busty blonde.

And they're not really interested in the mousy little rest of us.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Well, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I don't think that's all.

Some men don't actually like shapely women.

I had a mate once who, I remember, he was always on the pool.

It was a typical Fleet Street situation.

And, you know, a lot of the guys and girls we live with, certainly the guys, they'd have a big house in Wiltshire or Kent, you know, or, you know, somewhere else, I know, Sussex or something like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But they'd always have, like, a crash pad in town.

In fact, there's one guy I work with for years his wife thought that he was living in a sort of bed sit that he'd have organized, you know, somewhere around Fleet Street.

We were all still, well, he was mirror group, so it was, a Colmore Circus, the Mirror Group.

Hoban Circus.

Hoban Circus.

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