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It's so interesting that like one little human, one little peanut baby human feels like

20 extra people were added to our house.

How?

How does that happen?

I don't know.

Is it because she doesn't have legs and she can't walk and she's relying on us for everything?

I like how this whole thing we're like, we're not, we're complaining out of love.

And welcome back to Give It to Me Straight.

I'm Alex.

And I'm John.

And we're your gracious, gracious, gracious, gracious, tired hosts.

Do you feel like the adrenaline is?

There's no adrenaline on death.

No, no, no.

Like the adrenaline is, I can't even come up with the word, is running out.

No, right now I feel stressed and it's chaos.

To just start this today, we got UPS guys. We got Lucy crying. Kobe's barking. Kobe. Neglected. No, poor Kobe. I feel so bad for him. He's like, what did you get me into? People were like, oh, just wait. When you have a baby, the just wait people, they're like, you're going to forget your dog. You're going to be so annoyed. I mean, everyone says like, you get annoyed your dog. I'm not annoyed with Kobe. I just neglect. Are you sure? Besides like. No, because it was like, did we talk about that? No, it was like day three home with Lucy. She's up. She's crying. We're still like just figuring out a feeding schedule in the middle of the night and it's like Kobe

literally it's quiet for she's crying. We're still like just figuring out a feeding schedule in the middle of the night. And it's like Kobe literally, it's quiet for the first time. He hasn't done a thing. He's been a perfect little angel. Doesn't say anything. Obviously, he's a dog. He goes, he licks his paw once. You would have thought that John, that someone... I feel you're ruining the story it's like

3 a.m. Lucy's got up multiple times I can hear Kobe lick his paw from like five rooms away

it's just this most triggering sound for me and so we're tired Kobe does one lick he's in the end

of the bed and I'm like shut off. John lost his mind. It's like Lucy is so fucking loud all night long. And then all of a sudden, Kobe goes one little lick. He goes, poor guy. He's probably like, this is the lick. He's probably like this bitch over here is keeping up the whole house. I like my Paul once.

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