73: Dr. Finger Bang

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 June 2020

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Sock shenanigans this week include annoying dog moms, dropping massive poops as a house guest, and why crickets are stupid asf. They also answer the most popular question in the world... do cucumbers know when they're about to be dildos? This is a podcast about life.

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0:00.0	Good morning.
0:01.0	We are now.
0:02.0	Whoever.
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0:16.0	And she's not.
0:17.0	She's a great, she's a great woman.
0:18.0	Well, we're going to fire if she's a hoe to be honest.
0:20.0	Yeah.
0:21.0	What we're trying to say here is our patrons been booming, right?
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