73. D'Arcy Carden in The Dr. & The Beast

Off Book: The Improvised Musical

Jessica McKenna and Zach Reino

Music, Comedy

4.9 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2018

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

The incredible D'Arcy Carden (The Good Place, Barry) is back on OFF BOOK for a bizarro Beauty and the Beast + Dr. Seuss Christmas musical with Richard Scary, household appliances that are actually human, the Grinch, real surgery and more! With songs like "Dr. Seuss Did The Best Surgery Ever", "Intent Isn't Impact", and "We Weren't Mean", your heart will grow more than 3 sizes listening to this ep!

This episode is brought to you by Leesa (www.leesa.com/OFFBOOK code: OFFBOOK) and Hunt A Killer (www.huntakiller.com/OFFBOOK).

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0:00.0	Hey Zach here from Offbook The Improved Musical Podcast. Did you know that we have merch on
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0:18.8	slash Offbook and use the code Offbook for 30% off the entire collection from December 4th through
0:24.8	December 15th at podswegg.com slash Offbook code Offbook.
0:54.8	I got Swizzak and Jess. That one's Jess McKenna. That one's Zach Reno. We got King of Pianist,
0:59.4	Pianist of King Scott Pasarello on the keys. We got Wix on the sticks. Producer and drummer Dana
1:06.4	Wickets. Hot news now, I Dana, because Dana got an iPhone. Oh my gosh finally my text to her
1:11.8	won't be green. Hello! Hello, I have messages. It's a brand new day. We got Karate Bird. We got
1:18.7	Male Person Stacey. I can't even talk about all of the people in the neighborhood without just
1:23.6	talking about the guys because I do want her in the conversation right now. You're right. Okay,
1:27.6	so guess what? Thank you Brad. Thank you, Brad. Brad's in the middle of recording. Guys y'all,
1:33.6	everybody we got. Oh man. I don't even know how to start. I just say like when we did the
1:40.7	canonically important. Yeah, so she is the very first pilot episode we ever did, which is what
1:47.0	convinced Earwolf to let us do this show. So basically thank you to her. She's the reason
1:51.9	we're here. Yeah. Godmother for a legion of sleepy baby, so please welcome her. You know her from
1:57.2	Barry the good place. Everything you love is Darcy Gordon. Hi, Zach and Jesse. Oh my gosh, what a treat.
2:07.1	It just realized that if we had like currency like off-book currency your face would be on the bill.
2:12.4	Me George? I think you George. Me George. Yeah, cool, or me Abe? You're the one of the 20.
2:18.3	You're the 20. I think we probably are one in five. Yeah, you know, we're in the most or like,
2:23.9	you know, the most. Okay. But don't debate who's one and who's five. It doesn't matter.
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