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Roman Emperors: Totalus Rankium

73 Constantius III

Roman Emperors: Totalus Rankium

Rob and Jamie

Comedy, History

4.9742 Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2017

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

The empire is a mess, a useless excuse for an emperor sits on the throne, Rome has been sacked, the barbarians are flooding in. It's time for someone to step up and take command. That's what Constantine III did, with results that perhaps seem more funny today than they did for Constantine at the time. But now it's Constantius III's turn. Will he share the same fate as Constantine III? well, probably not, since it was Constantius III that defeated Constantine III, but still, things are not looking good, it will take a serious man with serious determination to turn things around...

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0:00.0

Welcome to Totalis Rankium. This week, Constantius 3! Hello and welcome to Roman Empress Hitalis Arankeum. I am Jamie.

0:27.6

And I'm Rob ranking all the emperors from Augustus to Augustelus, and this is episode 73,

0:32.7

and it's Constantius 3.

0:35.2

Oh, did you do that on purpose?

0:36.5

No.

0:38.3

Day one when we were planning Augustus.

0:40.8

I know what will be brilliant.

0:43.6

Yeah?

0:44.3

No.

0:45.0

Fair enough.

0:46.9

Constantius 3, though?

0:48.2

Yeah.

0:48.8

Yeah.

0:49.2

Heard of him before?

0:50.4

To be fair, in my defence, I've heard of very few these emperors.

0:53.9

Oh, right, okay.

0:55.5

But no.

0:56.8

He's not hugely well known.

0:58.7

Okay.

0:59.1

We have covered him a little bit so far.

1:01.0

Yeah.

1:01.5

How do you think he's going to do?

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