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The Dollop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds

729 - The Lemongello's

The Dollop with Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds

All Things Comedy

Comedy, History, Society & Culture

4.719.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2026

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Comedians Dave Anthony and Gareth Reynolds examine the Lemongello's

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0:00.0

maybe it's time to bring a little something new and exciting into your life. Do you want to sleep better? Do you want to feel better in the morning? You're talking about a third? Gareth and I are thinking about a third. And that third is a mattress. A helix mattress. Let's spice up this relationship. You know what I mean? It's so good. You're going to think you've brought in a third. They didn't want us to say that. but we both have the same bed.

0:24.1

We have the California... You know what I mean? It's so good. You're going to think you've brought in a third.

0:22.2

They didn't want us to say that.

0:36.5

But we both have the same bed. We have the California Ducks Lux. We went online. We took a quiz. The bed came and a thing. You opened it up. Box. It did not scream. It did scream. It did not scream. And it just kind of unfurls itself. a lot of liquid.

0:38.4

There's no app.

0:40.0

Liquids all over the wall.

0:40.5

No.

0:41.2

Tell.

0:55.6

I'm thinking about a birth. Tell the people there's no liquid when you order a helix. There's no liquids that come out of this, but there are screams and they are awesome. So, we both have... I sleep better. I used to get hot and have my back hurt a little bit, but now that's all gone.

0:56.8

I just sleep like a baby.

1:01.1

The most awarded mattress brand tested, reviewed by experts.

1:04.1

You get free shipping, very easy delivery.

1:06.8

They got the Helix Guarantee.

1:17.2

Guarantee offers a risk-free customer-first experience designed to ensure you're completely satisfied with your new mattress, 120-night sleep trial with a limited lifetime warranty.

1:23.7

So go to helixleep.com slash dollop for 27% off statewide.

1:30.2

That's helixleep.com slash dollop for 27% off statewide. Make sure you enter our show name after checkout so they know we sent you. Helixleep.com slash dollop. Yeah.

1:36.7

My father's dad. You killed him. They think that I'm shiny. I am a pie man. I'm Pete Rose,

1:42.9

and I only go to Gold's Gym, this one specifically.

1:45.4

Rumor is that his penis is broke.

1:46.7

And show up where the Taco Bar was.

1:48.8

His brain just fucking exploded.

1:50.9

River of cheese.

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