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Before we get into everything that's happening on your lives, it's Darcy and Stacey, of course, from the famous TLC show.

You guys are, okay, you guys are on a third fucking season.

You guys are TV gold.

Thank you. Winning is winning. That's right. God

damn it. I need a fucking twin. You know, if I had a goddamn twin and got a boob job, I'd be on TV by now.

Hell yeah. We got a good doctor in Turkey. Yeah. Maybe he can. I guess more for another one. Hey, you guys, how much money do you think you save on plastic surgery when you go to Turkey versus here? Because everything is so expensive. We made friends. We made friends with them. The doctor loves us. But at some point, you got to get cut off. You know what it is? It's like, it's just like a whole like five star service package. Yeah. Like there you go. They pick you up from the airport. The nurses take care of you 24 hours a day. I feel like you're on vacation. They're staying in a villa with like five star amenities. They feed you. Like you don't have to do anything. They help you to the bathroom. Like yeah. They gave you diapers. Like, I don't know. Everything was provided. It was like all-inclusive.

Yeah.

But wait. anything. They help you to the bathroom. Like, yeah. They gave you diapers. Like, I don't know.

Everything was provided. It was like all inclusive. Yeah. But wait. When people have plastic surgery overseas, you know, all you hear are the nightmare stories. Did you guys ever feel like, oh, shit. This is like, I mean, did you ever feel unsafe? You know, no. No, not with the clinic we went to. I think We did our research. We had many conversations with the clinic, the doctor, the staff. Obviously, we were filming there. So everything, there was a lot of protocol. We got tested COVID a million times. It was just like very safe. It was very strict. If anything, I had a better experience in Turkey having surgeries than I did here in the States. I mean, Miami, I feel like it was kind of sketchy, but yeah, they left you in the hospital. I remember you crying. How am I going to get back to the hotel? And the nurse we had hired here in Miami years ago fell asleep at the end of the bed. Oh, stop. So, fell asleep. We found her like at the end of both her foot in my face.

I was like, oh, gross.

Yeah. So I had a really great experience in Turkey, and probably that's where we would just go. Plus we made friends, so we'll always go back. And you feel like you're on vacation because where we did our tea in Boudrum, Boogrom, Turkey is like a resort. Amazing. It's beautiful. It's like yachts. Beautiful. Yeah. Do you guys have like?

Yeah.

Do you guys have like, do you guys?

Yeah. You know who had a yacht there? Well, we were there. Who? James Bond. No, not the James Bond. Yeah. There was a guy in the world. Oh, yeah. Jeff Bezos. Yeah. He had a yacht was there. Oh my God. Right next to like close to our villa.

I was like,

you guys could be dating him too.

Like,

you know what I mean? I mean,

I like, close to our villa.

I was like, ooh.

You guys could be dating him, too.

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