728: Everything's Perfect

Duncan Trussell Family Hour

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Philosophy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 11K Ratings

🗓️ 15 December 2025

⏱️ 98 minutes

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We FINALLY get an update on Cavern of the Pig Emperor: Christmas:: The Santa Saga, sure to be the defining album of Duncan's career!

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0:00.0	The North Pole used to be green
0:04.0	It was covered in flowers and beautiful trees
0:09.0	Flowing with rivers and laughing streams
0:15.0	that you could drink right out of all, but things change.
0:23.6	Nothing on earth can remain the same, yeah, they change.
0:27.6	Nothing will remain the same.
0:32.6	See them with their trees dying in their homes
0:41.3	Ask them why they do it
0:44.3	They'll tell you they don't know
0:46.3	See them take their children to a shopping mall
0:51.3	To meet a false profit claiming to be tens of clothes
0:57.0	Things have changed.
1:02.0	Oh yes they've changed.
1:08.0	And they've changed. If they knew the real story, they wouldn't say his name
1:17.6	Ignorance is bliss, but gather out shrimp
1:21.6	I'll tell you the true story of Christmas.
1:35.3	What's up? Welcome to the DTFH live.
1:41.3	Hi everybody.
1:43.3	Hope you guys are doing great.
1:45.4	What you just heard, I'm incredibly excited about it's in process, and I know that probably
1:52.5	when you're making something, you shouldn't play it before it's done.
1:55.8	Quite often I do that and never finish the damn thing.
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