727 - Double Celery

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 30 June 2023

⏱️ 103 minutes

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0:00.0	Oh, so this is the present sponsor. I get it now.
0:03.4	StreamlineFlorida.com, Streamline Mortgage Solutions.
0:08.3	I talked to the Streamline team yesterday.
0:11.1	Gotcha.
0:11.6	And they told me about a new program opening up as of July 1st.
0:15.8	Yeah, this is like breaking news and something that could really help you out if you need it.
0:19.2	So they're expanding their hometown heroes program to everybody that has a full time job.
0:26.0	Okay.
0:27.0	So as long as you have a full time job, you can take advantage of the hometown heroes program.
0:31.5	So what does that do for me?
0:32.5	Is that what?
0:33.5	What that does if you're a first time home buyer.
0:36.1	Okay.
0:37.1	Okay.
0:38.1	And you want to buy a house and you don't have a bunch of money for the down payment and for
0:40.7	closing costs.
0:41.7	Yeah.
0:42.7	The hometown heroes program helps you get a loan for that money.
0:46.0	So you don't have to come up with, you know, 30k for a...
0:49.8	Oh man.
0:50.8	That's awesome.
0:51.8	For down payment and closing, you know...
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